Illinois

The saddest place you will ever visit. All there is is Fun City and Chicago. If you ever go to Illinois you might as well go to Missouri because Illinois sucks!

“I’m going to illinois for vacation”
“I feel bad”

by Opposum2020 January 30, 2020

hampton illinois

full of toxic ass people also it’s so small it’s considered a village. someone named bryce keith loves there and makes it a living hell. there’s nothing to do but go to a gas station called porters :/

hampton illinois sucks ass.

by ben sober November 09, 2021

Gilberts Illinois

Gilbert’s Illinois is a small town in northern Illinois filled with a bunch of hicks everywhere but the “wannabe” ghetto of timber trails, Gilbert’s Illinois has a hot spot at cruisins where a bunch of old white people like to talk about how kids nowadays aren’t shit.

Let’s go to Gilberts Illinois and pick up some milfs at cruisins

by Fuck60136 October 20, 2021

Grape tree in the city of Illinois on a Friday

A toxic scumbag who got cheated on and is trying to sabotage the cheaters life and uses their friends as spy’s and lies about everything.

Your being such a grape tree in the city of Illinois on a Friday right now and I’m not having it.

by 2014 Toyota Corolla January 15, 2023

Byron, Illinois

oreo

Man 1: what is Byron, Illinois?
Man 2: it is a town in Illinois.

by Don'tsueIactuallylikebyron March 31, 2020

barstow, illinois

Is a small town . If you blink you will miss it .

Barstow, Illinois is a really boring town

by Ashley Kay224 February 07, 2014

Rockford, Illinois

Crime-infested city in Illinois that has become a huge dump of shit nowadays.

Rockford, Illinois: Screw City is a fitting name

by cyberpowerjoonee October 01, 2024