Illinois dumpsterfire

When you slather your penis in gasoline, light it on fire, insert it in your girlfriend, and she farts creating an asstastic explosion.

My girlfriend got hospitalized for third degree burns on her ass after we did the Illinois Dumpsterfire.

by I guess I exist I dont know June 16, 2023

barstow, illinois

Is a small town . If you blink you will miss it .

Barstow, Illinois is a really boring town

by Ashley Kay224 February 07, 2014

Rockford, Illinois

Crime-infested city in Illinois that has become a huge dump of shit nowadays.

Rockford, Illinois: Screw City is a fitting name

by cyberpowerjoonee October 01, 2024

Abingdon Illinois

If you live here your a depressed loner and probably have never felt the touch of a female oh and you probably have no friends.

“Hey do you live in Abingdon Illinois?”

“Oh you probably suck.”

by Drugs and hookers March 08, 2021

Palmyra, Illinois

Meth ridden town in central Il, smack dab between at. Louis mo and Springfield, Illinois. Bunch of small minded bigots with low i.q’s. Citizens are prone to following cults, and being nasty racists. Avoid at all costs, their Casey’s pizza (all they have to offer) isn’t worth traveling through that shit hole. It’s basically a used car lot full of meth heads and dumb fucks.

what visit the meth capital of the world, come to Palmyra, Illinois.

by Truthteller1977777 October 20, 2020

The Illinois Incident

we don't talk about it

The Illinois Incident shouldn't be talked about ;)

by whatdahael February 07, 2023

robinson illinois

A stupid town with an stupid oil company that constantly makes noise, has crappy schools and, a lot of retards

Man i hate robinson illinoies that town has nothing in it.

I hope robinson illinois gets bombed in ww3

by Lird zapor February 27, 2022