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Illinois Whoopee Cushion

While having oral sex with a female, spread the vagina and blow into it. Then tickle her to make her queef.
During oral sex, I gave my wife an Illinois Whoopee Cushion.
by Blow Hole Man November 1, 2022
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Illinois High-Five

When two men touch the tips of their dick together, similar to high-fiving.
Hey gang the Cubs won.. Illinois High-Fives all around!"
by Trz Sewercap May 21, 2020
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Grape tree in the city of Illinois on a Friday

A toxic scumbag who got cheated on and is trying to sabotage the cheaters life and uses their friends as spy’s and lies about everything.
Your being such a grape tree in the city of Illinois on a Friday right now and I’m not having it.
by 2014 Toyota Corolla January 14, 2023
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Harding, Illinois

An uninhabited community between two cornfields that has a grade school, pop machine, and cemetery to its name. Also, it floods.
Wow, does anyone live in Harding, Illinois?
by NowhereMan86 May 26, 2019
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Abingdon Illinois

If you live here your a depressed loner and probably have never felt the touch of a female oh and you probably have no friends.
“Hey do you live in Abingdon Illinois?”

“Oh you probably suck.”
by Drugs and hookers March 8, 2021
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Palmyra, Illinois

Meth ridden town in central Il, smack dab between at. Louis mo and Springfield, Illinois. Bunch of small minded bigots with low i.q’s. Citizens are prone to following cults, and being nasty racists. Avoid at all costs, their Casey’s pizza (all they have to offer) isn’t worth traveling through that shit hole. It’s basically a used car lot full of meth heads and dumb fucks.
what visit the meth capital of the world, come to Palmyra, Illinois.
by Truthteller1977777 October 19, 2020
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illinois screwdriver

Your having a 69er with your girl and then you stand up and jump in the air in 360 degrees whilst she is still in the same position, and then you smash her head off the ground and nut in her bleeding mouth
My girl was being a fucking bitch the other night, so I got her in the Illinois screwdriver
by Chicago Cunt June 7, 2017
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