Byron, Illinois

oreo

Man 1: what is Byron, Illinois?
Man 2: it is a town in Illinois.

by Don'tsueIactuallylikebyron March 30, 2020

Illinois High-Five

When two men touch the tips of their dick together, similar to high-fiving.

“Hey gang the Cubs won.. Illinois High-Fives all around!"

by Trz Sewercap May 21, 2020

Palmyra, Illinois

Meth ridden town in central Il, smack dab between at. Louis mo and Springfield, Illinois. Bunch of small minded bigots with low i.q’s. Citizens are prone to following cults, and being nasty racists. Avoid at all costs, their Casey’s pizza (all they have to offer) isn’t worth traveling through that shit hole. It’s basically a used car lot full of meth heads and dumb fucks.

what visit the meth capital of the world, come to Palmyra, Illinois.

by Truthteller1977777 October 19, 2020

Edwards County Illinois

Its a county in Southern Illinois full of a bunch or Rednecks, Drunks, Fags, Hillbilly's, Meth heads, Pot heads and wana be gangsters. (wiggers) Go to Edwards County if you want to become part of this shitty civilization.

Edwards County Illinois

by themanbehindthetxt November 14, 2011

Illinois dumpsterfire

When you slather your penis in gasoline, light it on fire, insert it in your girlfriend, and she farts creating an asstastic explosion.

My girlfriend got hospitalized for third degree burns on her ass after we did the Illinois Dumpsterfire.

by I guess I exist I dont know June 16, 2023

The Illinois Incident

we don't talk about it

The Illinois Incident shouldn't be talked about ;)

by whatdahael February 6, 2023

Grape tree in the city of Illinois on a Friday

A toxic scumbag who got cheated on and is trying to sabotage the cheaters life and uses their friends as spy’s and lies about everything.

Your being such a grape tree in the city of Illinois on a Friday right now and I’m not having it.

by 2014 Toyota Corolla January 14, 2023