its not gay if its a threeway

Sexual intercourse involving 3 people whereby it is not gay as long as there is always 3 people (male or female) participating.

John and Tim had sex last night.

Wow how gay.
Oh wait Paul was there too.
Oh thats fine so, its not gay if its a threeway.

by Dinosaurs are fun April 18, 2014

if its a hole its a goal

literally every hole in the human body is a place for a man to stick his cock.

usally said in jest, but some sick people mean it

"oh dude, i can't belive you fucked her in the ear"
"If its a hole its a goal!"

by hsdd January 11, 2009

if its a chain its free reign

Basically it means steal or "borrow" anything you want.

Zach: Hey man you know what they say.
Layla: If its a chain its free reign.
(Meaning that Zach and Layla were going to steal from the store)

by Waitingtolive July 24, 2020

if its up then its stuck

basically means if you gotta problem with somebody that person is fucked, they’re a goner, issa WRAP

Some nigga: ayo i heard that nigga doug dimma dome said he don’t fuck witchu

some other nigga: oh ye? well then if its up then its stuck

by SAKE! March 26, 2021

if its not hard its not right

Jason42009 said this and it was really funny

Jason42009 said if its not hard its not right it was funny

by Higuysimdepressedjustkidding January 30, 2021

if its not 100% accurate its 50% accurate

a quote by a pokemon youtuber by the name of MandJtv who explains if a pokemon move is not 100% accurate its like its 50% accurate

"this move is %90 accurate if its not 100% accurate its 50% accurate"

by Armaan GUpta July 12, 2023

repost if balls itch

best video ever

repost if balls itch is best video

by dreams real boyfriend October 15, 2023