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I just brushed my teeth

When a man is in the mood for foreplay and he wants to initiate oral sex from his girlfriend, wife, side chick, partner.
Federico: Babe I just brushed my teeth!

Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!

Federico: I love you!
by TatisJunior August 17, 2022
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I don't make the rules; I just break 'em

A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.
Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.
by QuacksO November 8, 2022
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i just vented

Use this word when your in the bed
by barthalowmew the 4th May 11, 2022
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i just like gaslightinf u

i am a gay pedophelic man who is also a child molester
owen said, "i just like gaslightinf u"
and to that remark, eva replied with shock, "how dare you! cancelled!"
by ilovevanessa123 May 17, 2022
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I was just about to do that

When someone who contributes nothing to the house wants to dissipate some guilt while trying to make the other person think more of them, while the listener just gets annoyed by how often it is said without action behind it
"are you doing the washing up? I was just about to do that."
by YeetedFeeted April 21, 2022
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I just burnt my self

I was doing my hair and I burnt myself
“ OMG BAE I JUST BURNT MY SELF “ and if your bf don’t call you or text you then they are cheating on you or talking someone else and to prove they not doing nothing like cheating they gotta hurry up and text ft or call you literally!.
by 🫥me she March 26, 2022
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I just have an egg

This is a great thing that tubbo has said.. I just have an egg.. Egg. Mouth. Ohwm
Chilling*
I just have an egg

Egg.
Mouth.
Owhm.
by DogesIEat February 2, 2022
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