A blue hedgehog that can run 420 mph and is part of the mlg. He was sent to earth from god himself, and is powered by what Jesus died for ; moutain dew, Doritos and weed.
by w1lf thurl3y June 19, 2016
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He had a tragic backstory...But has made a promise to a blond girl, who had AIDS, who got shot by a soilder.
He's also has a soft spot for kittens.
He had a tragic backstory...But has made a promise to a blond girl, who had AIDS, who got shot by a soilder.
He's also has a soft spot for kittens.
Eggman: I have come to make an announcement! Shadow The Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right! He took his hedgehog dick out and said it was this BIG! And I said that's disgusting! So, I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow The Hedgehog, you have a small dick! Is the size of this walnuts, but way smaller! And here's what my dong looks like! That's right, baby! All points! No quills! No pillows! Look at it! Is like two balls in a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right! This is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher...I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!! How you like that, Obama?! I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DR-R-R-ROPLETS hit the fucking Earth! Now, get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
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The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.
Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*
by Aggressive_Genji_Main October 21, 2018
Get the Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis mug.Dickeye Nathan has got cack all over the back of his fathers brown pinstripes, sure he don't look like a proper Hedgemumper then. Take oath dinlow.
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What was that? I pulled a hudenie!
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