Hockey Puck Nationalism 

A flavour of civic nationalism that Canadian & American globalist sell to the ethnic, religious, and gender fluid mosaic of tax payers known as Canadian citizens.

“You Brits get sold Bulldog nationism eh? O ya we leafs get something similar “hockey puck nationalism” don’t ya know”

“You heard? Next olympics is in Beijing eh, perfect symbolism. Hockey Puck Nationalism: Design in an American corporate office, Made in China. Like all the medical equipment we needed during the rona virus.”

Hockey Puck Nationalism by North Americana Britiania March 22, 2020

Hockey Player 

Okay okay, I think we all know what a hockey player is right baud? Or do you...? Hockey players are ladies/boy magnets. It's the most attractive sport; not saying sports are attractive, but they always have the best looking people. Knowing a hockey player is like knowing a real life "douche bag: they like to trash talk, they have their own slang which I must say is very fun to use, very energetic but strong, get angry during hockey games on TV, and in real life and when they're older, they will most likely drink beer with old teammates and rant on about how fun they times were. Hockey players are the best, but don't get them angry! Everyone needs a hockey player friend!

Person: Look at that hockey player!!
Other person: Yeah he/she is so cute!!
Person: I know right! I definitely need a relationship with a hockey player!

Hockey Player by hola nina May 18, 2020

hockey sticking 

A hockey stick is comprised of a blade, a small curve, and a long shaft. A hockey stick chart displays data low-level activity (y-axis) over a short period of time (x-axis), then a sudden bend indicative of an inflection point, and finally a long and straight rise at a steep angle.

The interest from the VC’s is hockey sticking in the market.

hockey sticking by lilac smiley term June 7, 2020

Hockey Goat

Canadian Arab; someone born/living in Canada but of middle eastern blood

“I met Matt the other day, turns out he’s a hockey goat”
“Hockey goat is such a specific slur”

Hockey Goat by DarkNig July 17, 2020

Hockey Goalie

The weirdest player of the team. He doesn't pull as many ladies as the other players but he makes it up for tons of great friends. He tries to keep his teammates in line when they get a little spastic. He always tries to stay positive even when things go south and tries to keep his teammates heads up when they're sad. He's the most vital and loved player of the team.

Girl: so you play hockey?
Hockey Goalie: yep!
Girl: what position do you play?
Hockey Goalie: I'm a goalie!
Girl: oh... that explains alot.

Hockey Goalie by DeltaMP07 February 11, 2022

Hockey-puck 

A slang term for a black Canadian. Much like the terms Oreo or Coconut.

Dude, Josh is such a Hockey-puck

Hockey-puck by Andrew Morgan Chase December 17, 2006

hockey mum 

overweight, middle-aged women clad in horrible nylon clothes with elasticized-waistbands, whose husband's gave up fucking 'em a decade ago.

Watch out here comes some hockey mums

hockey mum by GazzerB October 31, 2008