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Hazel

the most lovely, beautiful lad in the land and can make you queef in seconds of meeting them. 🥺 loves emo music and eating chipotle. poops really loud so the whole neighborhood wakes up.
you: OMG WHAT WAS THAT SOUND??

me: oh. that was just hazel using the bathroom

you: oh i wanna date them cause that’s hot.

me: okay you do you queen.
by flowertoepoe January 3, 2023
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hazel

- an amazing girl
-has lots of friends and very popular
-sexy and pretty
-likes many boys at once
-hangs out with the boys oftenly
-dirty minded and some times horny
- many boys has a crush on her
-artistic
if u have a friend named hazel, u must be very very lucky! u better treasure her :)
Damn, is that hazel? she is so pretty, I'm jealous.
Yup, that's her! most liked by the boys.
by hazelnut69 May 19, 2022
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Hazel

The name of a twink guy. There are very rare ocassions that men are named Hazel, but when they are they are 100% made of twink.

This usually happens because the name is a color and people often find color names gender-nutural.
1) "How did his parents name him 'Hazel' and NOT expect him to be a raging homosexual?"

2) "You didn't have to come out to us, Hazel. We already knew."
by SwedishBoxParty March 29, 2023
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aqua hazel

When some one takes a dump on someone with blue eyes.
by knucklesdawson December 15, 2008
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Hazel

hazel is someone who is really hot and sexy. hazel’s tend to be nonbinary with many cats. a hazel is someone who is extremely caring and shares a little bit too many experiences and things in common with you. they r sorta weird and don’t have a strong bladder tho and pee in public places ...
person 1: did u see hazel peeing behind that bush the other day???

person 2: yeah there was some person behind them with purple hair..weird as fuck
by rattaillover69 June 19, 2021
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Hazel is the name of an old English grandmother or a great aunt. Most children asked hazel are white and either English or Scottish. A majority of hazels end up changing their names out of embarrassment once they’re old enough to speak. Most hazels claim it is abuse being called an old ladies name. I’m the 1930 hazel was a very common name in Scotland. A hazel is typically Single cuz she is very shy and anti social. She is nice and friendly towards others.
Hazel and Benjamin are getting married.
by Haze March 16, 2020
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Hazel Nuggetless Day

Hazel Nuggetless Day occurs on the 8th of January, the day she joined joined the YouTube community

Not to be confused with her birthday, which is the 26th of November
Today is Hazel Nuggetless Day
by StunZeed7921 November 3, 2022
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