hand shaker

Stick Shift Car or Truck

Real men drive hand shakers

by Scott367 April 5, 2007

smoke hand

One who masturbates so frequently or so furiously that one would expect to see his hand smoking afterwards.

Have you seen Adam today? No, we got high speed internet last week and he's been in his room ever since. Man, what a smoke hand.

by 3rd from the left May 11, 2010

Hogrida Hand

The definition of a white kid with a Mohawk named Jayden

“Damn, Jayden looking hella hogrida today”

“HOGRIDA”
HOGRIDA HAND 2022

by idk69420mu April 18, 2022

nutty hands

when you stick your hands in your asshole or rub them on your sweaty nuts you get wee bit nutty.

man that anton lingle kid has some wicked nutty hands.

by Daniel shaw May 20, 2008

Hand-Talking

While talking, moving (or flailing) your hands around as they either help you to talk, or help make a point.
Sometimes a person will not be able to talk unless they are using their hands. To prove this, while they're are talking- hold their hands down. They will shut up if they are inclined to 'hand talk'.

(Seems to be originated mainly from Italians, though not limited to them.)

Person 1: (dodges from being slapped) "Hey! Watch where you're throwing your hands! You nearly hit me!"
Person 2: "Sorry, I can't help it.. I was hand-talking"

Person A: "Why must you talk with your hands? You know they can't see you thru the phone, right?
Person B: "I know, I just can't help but hand-talk."

by BluesQueen March 12, 2011

hand wedge

A golfing technique most often used by the weakest golfer of the group. Faced with an obstacle the hand wedge can be used to clear a path to the green. The average flight of a hand wedge is around 8 feet though they have been know to fly as far as 20 yards.

Nick has been spraying his drives and I haven't seen him hit a nice shot all day, yet I'm only one stroke ahead of him. Someone needs to check his bag for a hand wedge.

by DaThLy April 22, 2008

Pilgrim Hand

When one farts then proceeds to check their pants for a shart. Upon removal of the hand it is covered in shit, much like the hand of a pilgrim after wiping their ass.

Dude I farted yesterday and totaly pilgrim handed it!

by Sesamack20 August 20, 2013