Shop-Hack

Any of a number of techniques known to only a scarce few (in some instances, just The Handyman) that will simplify any given task whilst working on projects in the Shop. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

Adoring Fan: “Oh, Handyman, how did you become so incredibly knowledgeable in the handy arts?”
The Handyman: “Ever since I was in diapees, I’ve been formulatin’ and calculatin’ to come up with the best shortcuts for just about anything handy. I refer to each pearl of woody wisdom in my handy bag of tricks as a Shop-Hack.”

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009

mole hacking

When a mix of tobacco and marijuana are grounded up and smoked out of a bong/water pipe

After they finished mole hacking with ernie, the gsg gang felt very light headed and shacked

by Easy Ernie November 6, 2012

matter hacker

Somebody who tinkers and toys with designs and applications of objects, aka matter, especially within the context of 3D printing technology. Kind of an amateur engineer.

He can build his own robot parts because he's a matter hacker.

by Mike_2352 July 28, 2014

Growth Hacker

The term that evolved from SEO GURU... if you look up the actual people who dare calling themselves "growth hacker" publicly, you will find most of them are gimmicky snake oil salespeople who offer nothing crazy, fancy, or even new. There are some really famous and hyped lying salespeople like these around...

That Indian guy who emailed you 20 times about his growth hacking tactics and secrets and the classes and campaigns and material he tried to sell to you at a deep discount, that is a true scamster aka the "growth hacker", or better yet the good ole' SEO GURU.

by summontwoballs December 14, 2016

Broad Hacker

commonly a high idiot who wheels women using a combination of Tinder Bumble or Hinge. Typically drives a white Nissan Maxima rolling on 20’s while listening to Shade 45.

That Broad Hacker is trying to get skin from multiple women on social media, but he was too much of a high idiot to check his messages.

by Woodler October 28, 2019

Fat Hack

The act of saving your snacks to eat late at night while watching youtube, netflix, or something else.

Person 1: Do you know the fat hack?
Person 2: Of course, I do it every night!

by de1sey August 4, 2020

Amish hack

When you stick your finger up someone's butthole to hack into their mainframe

David didn't believe Shane when he said he would Amish hack him, but he kept his butt covered just in case

by Jake DaSandwich September 30, 2020