John Homer

To masturbate in front of someone while they cut your toenails

Man, you're not going to believe it, I pulled a fuckin John Homer on her!

by Digidark May 30, 2018

Homer

A word used to say that a joke was made on accident, but it was extremely funny.

“Pickachu doesn’t eat pork because he’s a *sneezes achoo*” Mary said. Jane replied, “That goofy ahh Homer joke”

by The Urban Maker 2000 April 16, 2022

Homer

A stoned gay person.

Look at these homers. Makes me sick.

by RiPfT June 10, 2018

HOMER

a gay faggot

Yo, you know that kid Kurt? He’s such a fucking homer

by anna bortion December 10, 2019

Homer

1 America bonehead

2 pull a homer-
To succeed despite idiocy

Guy 1: hey you hear about the cop who stopped the bank robbery without doing anything

Guy 2: yeah he really pulled a homer

by Fifiigbjk February 8, 2023

homer-ish

The act of being, acting, or becoming like Homer.

Vivian your becoming homer-ish.

by J $kuad January 17, 2017

homer

A man who is so American I think he should reinstate manifest destiny.

Mmmmmmmm... *extreme saliva run* donuts... said homer

by some random lithuanian June 13, 2020