Coat Hanger Dodger

An individual who avoided being hit with the coat hanger for nine months before birth. This person usually grows up to be a very good dancer.

Jeff Y is such a coat hanger dodger.
Yeah, I'll bet he's a great dancer.

by Dekker August 02, 2008

bacon hangers

Breasts (male or female) that are similar to holding a large waterballoon by the knot.

Generally found on nasty, dumpy, slightly ovrweight women. Also found on "National Geographic" porn.

Shit look at the bacon hangers on that one... looks like she needs a hose handler to keep those things in place.

by Pwner!! September 27, 2005

double hanger disaster

What occurs when, in a hopeful but failed attempt at increasing closet space, one puts multiple pieces of clothing on a single hanger. Then, when the doomed time to get dressed comes along, one ends up tangling tank top straps and wrinkling cotton while desperately trying to get only one item of clothing off the hanger. They all end up on the floor. You then have 3 options.

1. Buy more hangers.

2. Buy more closets.

3. Screw it. Buy more clothes and leave them where you goddamn please.

Hmmm, I think I'll wear my blue top. Just have to...uh...put this sleeve under that one...and...okay...no...this isn't working. ARGH! Oh fuck it, I'm going to be late. Damn double hanger disaster. "dumps clothes on floor and grabs desired item of clothing" I'll just put the rest in the hamper and pretend it's all dirty.

by whyyesidorandomlybuyguitars September 05, 2009

coat hanger nipples

Ususally evident in older women, coat hanger nipples are hardened nipples that are prominately larger, and stick out longer than most nipples.

"I could hang a rack of winter coats on her coat hanger nipples"

by Duffy Darwin September 18, 2006

Clothing Hanger

a gender, usually found in feminist and katy parry

You:"Oh Wasup Girl?" Clothing Hanger "The fuck did you just call me?! I am a Hanger!' YOU: "excuse me but..." Hanger "I WILL NOT HESITATE BITCH"

by What is my life any more> August 29, 2018

Colorado Ape Hanger

During doggy-style sex with a girl possessing long hair in two ponytails the act of crossing the ponytails around the front of her neck and using them as motorcycle handlebars simultaneously choking her then violently slamming it into her ass and enjoying the ride.

My sister-in-law Becky once got free Slayer tickets at RedRocks for letting a dude pull a Colorado Ape Hanger on her ass.

by Kevinmac01 September 15, 2015

No more wire hangers

What a stepmother would yell at you if she found a wire hanger in your closet after specifically telling you that wire hangers are just not acceptable. You would then be beaten about with the aforementioned wire hanger.

"You fool! I said plastic hangers! But this...This is a wire hanger! No more wire hangers!"

by Rodney Basil December 21, 2003