Hairy Pooter

A hairy or otherwise haired bum.

Gosh, have you seen that girl Elizabeth lately? She has a hairy pooter! She should shave her arse!

by tommi2 spaghetti August 26, 2019

Hairy Malteaser

When your black ballsack gets so sweaty and drenched in cum that it resembles a hairy malteaser. Often seen in the hands of Liz or Samantha on a Tuesday evening.

Last night the party got so wild that we ended up in his room, by the end of it his ball bag looked like a Hairy Malteaser

by Hairy Malteaser May 10, 2020

hairy pickle

skinny green coconut

look at that hairy pickle

by coconut 876 January 14, 2019

hairy farter

Another name for someone’s ass hole.

She was on her jammy dodger (period) so I just bent her over and smashed it up her hairy farter.

by Lord Gannet V March 3, 2020

Hairy fairy

Having too much hair on unwanted areas of the female body.

Wow, that chick's a hairy fairy, did you see mustache she has?

by Dotanairy January 22, 2020

Hairy Charlie

Biting off a man/womans' pubic hair.

Dude she's still in pain from that hairy charlie

by Urbandict69 December 15, 2008

hairy tire

When your girl don't shave her asshole and a black ring is left on your face after you eat for ass.

Person 1:Damn it you where. You give me a hairy tire last night and now I can't get it off.

Whore: I swear I shaved.

by chucknorrisisbehindyou6969 April 26, 2017