by Lord Gannet V March 3, 2020
Get the hairy farter mug.Verb: to drag the rear side of the scrotum and testicles across ones face starting at the chin moving upward until reaching he forehead
"She was so pleased with my performance, she insisted I give her a Hairy Douglas as a touchdown dance.
by The WOP in VA September 16, 2013
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Get the Hairy Shorts mug."You know what sounds good, Scott? Mexican food."
"Can I interest you in some Hairy Nachos?"
"No thanks Scott, I don't think I'm hungry anymore. Also, please put your shirt back on."
"Can I interest you in some Hairy Nachos?"
"No thanks Scott, I don't think I'm hungry anymore. Also, please put your shirt back on."
by Toe-Knee88 April 25, 2012
Get the Hairy Nachos mug.1. noun, The realization that what was delivered as being good news is actually bad news.
2. verb, A deceptive sex act, where someone promises oral sex and then when the penis is presented to them they forcefully rip off the pubic hairs to inflict massive amounts of pain.
Example: John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.
2. verb, A deceptive sex act, where someone promises oral sex and then when the penis is presented to them they forcefully rip off the pubic hairs to inflict massive amounts of pain.
Example: John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.
1. When the company revealed its new policy of paying out vacation days, the employees realized that the policy was a Hairy Morris because it meant that they'd now have to use their vacation days as sick days
2. John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.
2. John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.
by wankybojango March 11, 2011
Get the Hairy Morris mug.the space on a shaved pussy that is just outside the pussy lips and inside the pussy fat and is left with two small hairy fuckin strips one on each side , best described as the gutters .
When you go down on a chick ready for some nice clean pussy, you get her Panties off and shit looks good . All you can see is a completely bald cunt !!! you put her legs up on your shoulders as you lay down to eat some mother fuckin pussy. as you rub it you part the lips and its all fucked up by the hairy gutters this chick was to lazy to shave .
When you go down on a chick ready for some nice clean pussy, you get her Panties off and shit looks good . All you can see is a completely bald cunt !!! you put her legs up on your shoulders as you lay down to eat some mother fuckin pussy. as you rub it you part the lips and its all fucked up by the hairy gutters this chick was to lazy to shave .
that bitch was so lazy she had hairy gutters on that pussy, wasn't sure weather to laugh or solute it!
by cesardog11 October 18, 2019
Get the hairy gutters mug.In women's prisons, the Hairy Handbag is where inmates hide their contraband. Also known as a Smelly Safe. The polite term is a vagina
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