Grunt Ring

Every man has a grunt ring around his dick head
by Andy richard October 15, 2017
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heavyfire grunt

A person who acts like an idiot over online gaming services.
Man that guy is being such a heavyfire grunt
by Evolutions May 20, 2010
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Gaston grunt

Creating a hinderance for an opposing tennis player in a match by imitating the mating call of the African water buffalo when striking the ball.
I can’t concentrate with that Gaston grunt during this tennis match.
by Chickasaw Caper August 02, 2024
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exit grunt

The sound a person makes when giving that extra umph to complete the passing of an enormous chocolate log.
Dude, we were in a public bathroom, why did that asshole in stall 3 have to give an exit grunt?
by Chredwards April 07, 2017
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Grunting

Achieving a state of pleasure, satisfaction or content via the slightest sexual means for an extended period of time. For example, this could include anal stimulation as well as viewing pornographic images to achieve an erection however, without fully engaging the erection within acts of sex or full masturbation (frotting may sometimes be permitted). It's a more on the edge for of edging so to speak. Buddhist and Hindu monks have been known to 'grunt' for the purpose of meditational practices.
Andrew is exhausted and sore as he stayed up all night grunting without edge or climax
by Sex Magicka Wizard April 23, 2024
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Splash O' Grunt Juice

Also known as a "Blake-kakke". Basically, dump a double-shot of your favorite alcohol and mix it into a large White cherry slushie. Next, chug the ENTIRE thing during Popp's piss break. Note: You get +10 Homo-suspicion points if the slushie splashes IN YOUR FACE!!!
No, I am not taking a Splash O' Grunt Juice...Got it in my mouth and eyes last time!!!!!
by FT_Zeek September 14, 2022
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Pork grunts

After eating large quantities of smoked pork then frantically running into a friends bathroom to ruin it from a complete asshole explosion covering walls, sinks, and toiletries with liquid shit. (SL 2018)
Holy fuck, Jared! Your pork chops gave me the god damn pork grunts. I just sprayed shit from my ass all over the bathroom walls. FUCK!
by SLLS August 20, 2018
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