Gretcher

A Gretcher is a desperate, old, ugly, tacky, slutty, person place or thing.

A Gretcher is a desperate, old, ugly, tacky, slutty, person place or thing haha

by Illa DNA January 11, 2020

Gretchen

She's a good friend and fun to hang out with for a little bit as long as you have a few other people around with you.
Now in some cases, she is a jerk

Shes basically a lazy girl who acts all sweet but is secretly a lazy controlling person who only wants things her way. She will try to steal your friends and your life and not talk to you when you call her out on being a bad person, She has cool parents though.

person 1:"Bro Gretchen ruined my life".

person 2: "what do you mean shes so sweet"
person one" No shes just a lazy jerk".

by PapaSelAid September 21, 2020

Gretchen

In Bro Culture, often used to describe the forsaken land found between the vagina and buttock. Otherwise known as the taint, gooch, middle-earth, or the unholy ghost of the trinity.

"Bro, she put the bidet on feminine mode and got sprayed right in the gretchen."

"Brah, her gretchen disappeared after she crowned."

"Bruh, I had her completely naked but had to walk away when I saw her unshaven gretchen."

by JahJiJo December 4, 2020

Gretchen Easterwood

Is a girl that can get anyone but doesn't want anyone for she is an independent, strong, confident woman. Her dream and future are successful and is loyal and if you ever get close with she will help you through anything and will be the funniest person you meet.

Gretchen Easterwood is my idol.

by testicalbob August 4, 2021

gretchen

a cunt ass hoe

‘ wow look at her she’s such a gretchen ‘

by Bigmouth123 November 6, 2021

gretchdern

Literally one in a million. Plays the latest FIFA on his PlayStation and as a result, contributes to 12% of all DualShock sales. Has a crippling foot fetish and is possibly has a strong sexual attraction to your mother. Good guy overall but has zero luck with women. Possibly has an extremely obese but lovable cat.

"Yo Gretchdern almost beat me in FIFA but his controller drifted so he rage quit and smashed it against the wall"

by BruhManMonkeBalls420 November 23, 2021

Gretchel wires

An android/micro USB charger that has been cut to expose the inner wires and then is subsequently used to absolutely rip a dab cartridge when a battery is unavailable

“Yo man, would you happen to have a battery I could borrow?

“Nah man, but I’m absolutely ripped off these gretchel wires, I got you”

by Hooliganator April 15, 2022