The Long-Nosed Geezer Flip

Carnival event where you have to flip an old man with a tengu mask on over your shoulder. You flip the geezer by grabbiing the nose of his tengu mask and hurling him over your shoulder at a target. The person whose geezer hits the bullseye (or who survives) wins.

Weezer Mcretard always wins the Long-Nosed Geezer Flip every year....but the stingy butthole won't tell me his secret!

by RatchetBoo April 28, 2003

old geezer

when a male puts his jizz on the females eyes, thus blinding her, then kicks the legs of the female counterpart making it impossible to walk.

I gave that bitch the "old geezer" after last nights performance in the bedroom.

by 420potaddict420 November 3, 2009

greeter

An inflatable doll or mannequin that welcomes one home, esp. Brit.

Hear you've given up on going out and bought yourself a Greeter?

by Freddsky April 12, 2011

greeze

the greasy, pungent substance that forms and collects most often between the upper thigh and scrotum, as well as between ass cheeks, or other similar areas, usually after at least one day without bathing.

-also greezy, which is being in possession of, or being in a state of greeze.

I've got a world-class greeze forming right about now.

It ain't easy being this greezy.

by wizzy July 25, 2006

geezer pleezer

a wannabe geezer. someone who goes to all lengths to impress their geezerfied homies.

'your ugly sister is a geezer pleaser. its bad enough her being so ugly.'

by MC Boonge August 13, 2003

Greener

noun. a person who bases their opinions solely off wikipedia, and chooses to remain ignorant of any sort of professional research, most specifically researchers from UCLA.

I have a very strong suspicion that Greener used wikipedia to put his class together. The examples used in class are the same examples on a wikipedia article, and in the same order...

by kalaibii December 2, 2010

the grass is always greener on the other side

"The grass is always greener on the other side" is a statement used in the English language when one notices cows in a pasture stretching their necks through openings in the fence to get the green, uncut grass, on the other side.

Person #1: Why is the cow trying to stick his head through the fence?
Person #2: To get the grass.
Person #1: Why don't they just eat the grass in their pasture?
Person #2: Because, the grass is always greener on the other side.

Person 1: Is that cow trying to choke itself?
Person 2: No. It's trying to get grass. The grass is greener on the other side.

by Brjánn February 4, 2018