One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel

2 phrases:

"One foot in the grave"- half dead, dying, death is catching up. Tired, old, metaphorical

"Foot on a banana peel"- funny, humorous, cartoon, things are going comically wrong, events are not working in one's favor. *Picture* stepping on a rake and being hit in the face with the handle. Knee slap comedy

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel expression-

damned if you do, damned if you don't...

Guy 1: "how are you doing?"
Guy 2: *expression meaning* on one side (one foot) I've really gone to hell, or im working on getting there- and on the other side (other foot) it's pretty stupid, but entertaining to watch, the bullshit that's been happening to me or that I've been outing putting myself through...

"Falling apart and it's hysterical to witness"

by GoldieGal April 12, 2019

I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel.

Something that a NY Mobster might tell a reporter when he knows that his time is limited. He's done some really outrageous shit to other gangsters, and as a result, he is a dead man. Like a moth caught on a hot light, he knows it's wrong, but the danger gives him such a charge that he really has ceased to care. A guy in this position would say this and really mean it.

"I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel." "We live this way, but we don't care."

by Armando 1972 January 1, 2012

John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him

A phrase used to tell someone when they have done something super awesome, or a compliment to a rather attractive person.

Ashley: hey let's see your new zombie tattoo.

Kyle: shows tattoo

Ashley:John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him

by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 17, 2009

grave

a grave is where someone is buried under the soil and is stuck down there but don't worry it's their fucking dead corpse that they will bury under a grave

Matt: where is Tyrone

Jack: he got shot by the police for pulling out his license card and now he is in his grave

by InsaneMan1111 June 20, 2021

Grave Job

when a girl sucks you off in a cemetery.

Tommy: I hear you and Jane went to the cemetery at midnight the other night.

Timmy: Yeah, she totally gave me a grave job.

by Johnny Joey March 11, 2011

lucas graves

Normally a very tall badass sumbitch. He makes a lot of sexual jokes and is a great person to talk to. Normally paired with love and a big schlong, Lucas graves in the leader of the pack. Normally like heavy metal or rock, and finds most people annoying. Great in bed and is very handsome. Normally brings a great attitude and atmosphere to the room and makes everyone laugh. Overall a awesome, funny, smokin' hot mothafucka.

Kid: Yo, have you seen Lucas Graves?

Other Kid: Yeah, that badass is over there.

by Nigga nigga nigga NO September 8, 2016

grave saker

someone who has sex with a dead body

Henry was arrested because he was a nasty old grave saker .

by Tinkzzbabbyy December 9, 2007