fag-goo

A thick syrup-like substance having many applications and coming from the explosion of an especially faggish person.

"Dude! Dako didn't let go of the fire works, now there is just a pile of fag-goo."

"Don't say that in church! God's gunna smite you and there'll be fag-goo everywhere!"

by Drago 71 July 31, 2009

goo stew

syn. fuck gravy
a hot mixture of bodily secretions including but not limited to: saliva, semen, and vaginal secretions...

"After the orgy Stevey and Joe had to have the goo stew steam cleaned out of their mattress"

"I had some fuck gravy left on my scrotum and Kassie licked it off. That girl is fucking wild."

by birthmarks December 28, 2007

goo rag

A towel, or washrag, that a man ejaculates onto after masturbation.

My mom does my laundry, but I make sure to privately launder my goo rag.

by Andy Holman October 14, 2005

Gabba goo

A fun non sequitur said in a Jersey accent. Also sometimes used in place of “you know what I mean” or “know what I’m sayin?” or “forget about it.”

That’s the type of guy he is! Gabba goo!
We’ve never been here before, how would we know the specials? Gabba goo!
It wasn’t a real bet, I don’t owe you no $50! Gabba goo!
If there’s one thing I ain’t, it’s cheap! Gabba goo.

by Brandonmical April 24, 2022

Majin goo

Extremely gooey semen. So gooey and thick that it's almost elastic like Majin buu.

I've never done anal before, but when I did, I watched my Majin goo drip all out of her bum

by Shitcakedasshairs March 1, 2017

goo slit

The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals

"damn that girl has a tight goo slit"
"ew thats a gross term for vagina"
"daaamn straight"

by chadsss January 24, 2006

Goo Fuck

A derogatory term used to point out the utter stupidity of another person.
Originaly goofy fuck, the term was shortened to goo fuck, by lazy Southerners.
Shortly thereafter other users of profanity discovered total hilarity in associating the words goo and fuck together in one simple expetive.
The sexualy charged,visual imagery inherent in goo fuck has given it traction and has propelled this, once colloquial swear word, to the forefront of contemporary cursing.

Goo Fuck is clearly derivative of other similar terms such as; dumb fuck, fuck head, or fuck wad but, with the added advantage of being really funny no matter how many times you say it.

Hey ya Goo Fuck. Welcome to Mississippi...
or
I voted fer him but now I believe the President is a goddamn Goo Fuck.

by Daidhaid July 30, 2008