Cowboy Goo

Sperm and Tobacco, typically found in dual use spittoons at Gay Cowboy ranches. See song titled, "When the Cowboys go Homo" from the Bubba the Love Sponge Show on Sirius Satellite Radio.
Don't swaler whats in that spittoon, thats my Cowboy Goo you big silly!
by 6Ned9 December 23, 2009
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goo stew

syn. fuck gravy
a hot mixture of bodily secretions including but not limited to: saliva, semen, and vaginal secretions...
"After the orgy Stevey and Joe had to have the goo stew steam cleaned out of their mattress"

"I had some fuck gravy left on my scrotum and Kassie licked it off. That girl is fucking wild."
by birthmarks November 29, 2007
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goo rag

A towel, or washrag, that a man ejaculates onto after masturbation.
My mom does my laundry, but I make sure to privately launder my goo rag.
by Andy Holman October 12, 2005
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Majin goo

Extremely gooey semen. So gooey and thick that it's almost elastic like Majin buu.
I've never done anal before, but when I did, I watched my Majin goo drip all out of her bum
by Shitcakedasshairs March 02, 2017
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Gabba goo

A fun non sequitur said in a Jersey accent. Also sometimes used in place of “you know what I mean” or “know what I’m sayin?” or “forget about it.”
That’s the type of guy he is! Gabba goo!
We’ve never been here before, how would we know the specials? Gabba goo!
It wasn’t a real bet, I don’t owe you no $50! Gabba goo!
If there’s one thing I ain’t, it’s cheap! Gabba goo.
by Brandonmical April 24, 2022
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Goo Fuck

A derogatory term used to point out the utter stupidity of another person.
Originaly goofy fuck, the term was shortened to goo fuck, by lazy Southerners.
Shortly thereafter other users of profanity discovered total hilarity in associating the words goo and fuck together in one simple expetive.
The sexualy charged,visual imagery inherent in goo fuck has given it traction and has propelled this, once colloquial swear word, to the forefront of contemporary cursing.

Goo Fuck is clearly derivative of other similar terms such as; dumb fuck, fuck head, or fuck wad but, with the added advantage of being really funny no matter how many times you say it.
Hey ya Goo Fuck. Welcome to Mississippi...
or
I voted fer him but now I believe the President is a goddamn Goo Fuck.
by Daidhaid June 15, 2006
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goo slit

The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals
"damn that girl has a tight goo slit"
"ew thats a gross term for vagina"
"daaamn straight"
by chadsss January 24, 2006
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