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Brazilian goodbye

Similar to the “Irish goodbye” but in addition to leaving the party without saying goodbye you also call the cops on the party
“Fuck those guys. Time to hit the Brazilian goodbye
by Farkus dee March 27, 2024
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the english goodbye

Used by Europeans, especially from central & eastern Europe, to describe a passive aggressive person who wants to say "no" to a proposition but is either too embarrassed or feeble to come right out with it, so drags things out until you get bored and/or get the message. Based on the alleged characteristic of the English who drift away from parties without really saying "goodbye"
Vlad: these guys have been negotiating for weeks but they never get to a decision
Boris: give up - their giving you the english goodbye, mate
by EMFan August 22, 2023
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The Portuguese Goodbye

The Portuguese Goodbye refers to a parting of ways that unfolds in stages over tens of minutes, typically involving different people taking turns reviving and extending a conversation that only appears to all non-Portuguese participants as having already reached its natural conclusion.
The way my Portuguese in-laws say goodbye after Sunday dinner typically takes 30 minutes from the first 'we need to go' to the rest of the family encircling their car in the driveway to wave at them while they disappear over the horizon - "the portuguese goodbye" par excellence.
by SalvyZ August 10, 2022
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Vatican Goodbye

The act of cumming inside another person's butthole during sex.
Last night when I was finishing I gave Lisa a Vatican Goodbye right into her butthole.
by PopeLeoXIV July 21, 2025
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waiving goodbye

The act of not requiring someone to bid one or more other humans farewell if doing so would be too emotionally distressing. Or the uncomfortable person himself decides to just "sneak out early" before others are awake to observe his departure, so that he doesn't have to endure the whole "long tearful parting" crap that would otherwise be "socially mandatory" if the other folks knew he was leaving.
A prime example of "waiving goodbye" is related in the classic "origin of the yodel" joke: the traveler heads out "at first cock's crow" from the farmer's barn where he'd been sleeping overnight, so that there wouldn't be any embarrassing --- and possibly dangerous! --- explaining to do if the farmer's wife and/or daughter decided to do any joyful "crowing" of their own about the wonderful things that the traveler had performed with his own "cock" on them the previous evening when they had separately gone out to the barn to bring him food and wine for his supper.
by QuacksO August 4, 2019
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Goodbye hit

A customary ritual observed among cannabis enthusiasts entails a shared act between the host and the departing individual, wherein both partake in the inhalation from the vaping device prior to the guest's departure from the residence.
Before heading out the door, Alex reminded everyone that it was tradition to share a goodbye hit to properly conclude the evening.
by Jaheso November 27, 2024
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Knut Giske Skjong Goodbye

Leaving or turning of your computer without any warning.
Knut: "....."
"discord disconnect noise"
(This is a Knut Giske Skjong Goodbye)
by Tob03 April 10, 2023
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