geekard

Someone who is both a geek and a retard.

Lord, James is such a geekard!

by Marylin May 30, 2005

retired geezers

Old retired guys who have too much time on their hands.
They are characterized by a lack of patience, which is surprising considering the fact that they probably have nothing better to do than watch Family Fued.
Quite often they start their own blog.

Retired Geezers are the guys with the little change purse in their pockets, who insist on counting out the exact change in the checkout line ahead of me. Usually they get it wrong or don't have the correct amount.
"Dude, that's what they pay the Clerks to do".

by Retired Geezer June 1, 2006

geekler

A person thats a geek.

Don't be such a geekler.

by Bakawaffles October 12, 2008

geelers

adj. to extend gay feelers out to someone in a conversation to determine their sexual preference.

Kai: "Pride's this weekend! Should be fun!"
Tom (thinking) "He must be putting the geelers out on me. Hope my wife doesn't find out."

by jbckeelers69 July 6, 2010

Geezer Clone

Someones who really fucking unfunny.

Have you heard about this guy named John? Hes such a geezer clone.

by Gazorpazerg September 11, 2020

Geeter Salamander

Otherwise known as 'geet' 'geet sala'.

A term coined in Guernsey for a lighter.

Anyone got a geeter salamander? I need to light my cig.

by GSYMANDEM March 2, 2021

Geeter-done

1) to efficencly work on a project or task, while being high on methamphetamine, with a confident and wishful mind set of successfully completing it.
2)The completion of snorting a line of methamphetamine

"I gotta change this tire on my car, so I'm gonna go geeter-done real quick."

by Rookie Bobby or Slenderman March 11, 2022