basketball

A sport first invented in Springfield, MA in 1891 by Dr. JAmes Naismith. He wanted a game that would keep his gym students phsically ctvie indoors during the winter. The early games were played with soccer balls that had to be shit into peach baskets. It is a sport inwhich both men AND women can compete. There all are levels of playing. The Basketball Hall of Fame is located in Springfield, MA in tribute to where it all started. Most games are played with ten foot hoops. There are two teams, The object of the game is to have your team score more points(get the ball through the basket) than the other team. Both teams play offence and defence.

Lets go play basketball, your team can be on offence first.

by hoopsgirl September 5, 2007

basketball shots

A really bad coverup/code name for shots when you realize your RA is in sitting right next to you in the lab.

Girl: "Hey, I have got to go, a couple of my friends are taking shots and I want to go join them."
Unnoticed RA: "You better not be doing that in my hall."
Girl: "Oh... I meant basketball shots."
*Quickly leaves*

by Reallynotnick2 February 24, 2010

Basketball

A boring ass sport that I will never understand

Friend: "Hey, do you wanna go to a basketball game tonight?"
Me: " Bitch, basketball is boring af"

by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022

Basketball

The best sport in the world
Hockey sucks(its gone and i love it)
Soccer is for puccys
Baseball another puccy sport were bitches have to take steriods to get strong.
Football another good sport.No puccys and no faggots who have to take steriods.

a faggot would say:
"lets go play (baseball,hockey,soccer)
A normal person would say
"lets go play basketball

by You dont know shit June 18, 2006

basketball

Also known as African roundball A sport created by the white man, mastered by the black man. Probably the only thing black people will ever be good at.

I am watching a L.A. Lakers game right as I am typing this, and there is not one white person out on the court.

by Nigga tim March 27, 2005

basketball junkie

someone who watches basketball and has basketball shoved up their ass,or someone who will watch a game and not even know who the fuck the team is

That BASKETBALL JUNKIE was watching the kalamazoo community college game

by special ed March 24, 2005

basketball girl

1,000% better then Soccer Girls, they are so aggressive and the HOTTEST. They are always so sweet and so cute. If your dating a basketball girl, boy you better be ready for a competitive girlfriend, but your lucky! All

“Dammmmn that basketball girl is so hot!”
“I know, her shot is so perfect, her booty is AMAZING! It makes her so much prettier then soccer girls. She is so competitive, I would be a lucky man if I were her boyfriend”

by Cgareny12040404 November 25, 2019