One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel

2 phrases:

"One foot in the grave"- half dead, dying, death is catching up. Tired, old, metaphorical

"Foot on a banana peel"- funny, humorous, cartoon, things are going comically wrong, events are not working in one's favor. *Picture* stepping on a rake and being hit in the face with the handle. Knee slap comedy

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel expression-

damned if you do, damned if you don't...

Guy 1: "how are you doing?"
Guy 2: *expression meaning* on one side (one foot) I've really gone to hell, or im working on getting there- and on the other side (other foot) it's pretty stupid, but entertaining to watch, the bullshit that's been happening to me or that I've been outing putting myself through...

"Falling apart and it's hysterical to witness"

by GoldieGal April 12, 2019

I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel.

Something that a NY Mobster might tell a reporter when he knows that his time is limited. He's done some really outrageous shit to other gangsters, and as a result, he is a dead man. Like a moth caught on a hot light, he knows it's wrong, but the danger gives him such a charge that he really has ceased to care. A guy in this position would say this and really mean it.

"I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel." "We live this way, but we don't care."

by Armando 1972 January 1, 2012

John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him

A phrase used to tell someone when they have done something super awesome, or a compliment to a rather attractive person.

Ashley: hey let's see your new zombie tattoo.

Kyle: shows tattoo

Ashley:John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him

by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 17, 2009

Grave/digger (G/D)

Fuck ass game made by Archeximus (red) about Medieval dommy mommy enjoyers fighting American dudes who think that kings are cool. Set in world war 1. Under fucking ground. The game consists of rageing,sisyphus levels of grinding, and having fun

The game includes warcrimes! :)

Average grave digger match:
Soldat 1: Holy fuck. John golden empire?
John golden empire: It is i! The greatest of officer main on this planet..... *gets headshotted from bitch ass Volk 300 studs away*
Grave/digger (G/D) is a game that pulls you in to a abusive relationship

by Golden empire chad July 6, 2025

German Grave

The act of when a small group if people (3-6) dig up a dead body. They then apoint a leader to begin reciting Adolf Hitler quotes while rapping the deceased body; the other in the others watch and perform the Nazi salute and this act occurs

Finnaly I got to be the leader of the group for our annual German Grave retreat.

by Drewskiiiiiiu March 15, 2024

Ben Graves

The skrunkiest man that was alive.

“Is that Ben Graves?! Oh my god, he’s so skrunkly!”

by qtieu9042 February 12, 2022

I Spit On Your Grave

I mean, if you want the REAL analog...

Hym "What you are going is like raping a women for, like, watching I Spit On Your Grave. That's the real analog. What? You think it's OK to torture and murder men? To you like torture and murder?"

by Hym Iam November 30, 2025