1. to grow one's hair out and tie it into an oily pony tail.
2. to use a pool ball as a weapon in a bar fight.
2. to use a pool ball as a weapon in a bar fight.
1. "Did you see Spencer's hair? He really went Full Seagal"
2. "Wow, did you see what Candace did at that bar fight? She went Full Seagal on those guys!"
2. "Wow, did you see what Candace did at that bar fight? She went Full Seagal on those guys!"
by LaunchPadMcQuack69 February 18, 2015

Shelia used to go to church with me, but once she dyed her hair green, started wearing booty shorts to Sunday school, and dating a ladyboy, i knew she was going full rachet.
by DJMarcusA November 27, 2014

When that quiet person suddenly explodes and looses their baggage all over the place at anyone and everyone in a relentless fashion.
Did you see Westy last night? He finally lost it and went full cassowary at Stirling for making fun of him. Only took ten years.
by The Real Sanga November 20, 2018

The act of pressing ones anus against the vaginal canal of a pregnant female duck. The duck then births an egg into the human's anal cavity without breaking it. If the egg breaks in the process, the act of full mallard is voided.
Once the egg has been completely transferred to the human, he or she may then pass the egg to another human or animal in the same fashion.
Once the egg has been completely transferred to the human, he or she may then pass the egg to another human or animal in the same fashion.
"dude, i got kicked out of the petting zoo"
"what, why?"
"they caught me going full mallard in the pond area"
"what, why?"
"they caught me going full mallard in the pond area"
by fathers_bulge October 26, 2012

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by goddamnilikeit February 17, 2015
