Flacculence

When one is under great stress and they fail to perform and instead completely shit their pants. Like Joe Flacco does every time he playes the Steelers.

Joe Flacco tried to show up to Heinz Field in the playoffs but Dick LeBeau gave him bad Flacculence. He Flacculated all over the place.

Fred went to the club to hook up with Julie W. but he had bad flacculence and struck out.

by fred-berg January 16, 2011

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Fiacca

Italian orgin, made popular by the Calabrese.

Sluggishness
Tiredness
Laziness
Feeble
Dull
Half-Hearted
Unexciting
Unimaginative
Wishy-Washy
Uninspired

Or in more slang:

Cant be fucked
Cant be bothered
No energy

My fiacca's at an all time high with work today
I have fiacca with that assignment tomorrow
Remember that time me and you had fiacca for work?
If i didn't have fiacca i'd be rich by now
I have an unbelievable amount of fiacca for work tomorrow

by Fiacca April 13, 2011

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flaccid

Lacking firmness, resilience, or muscle tone.

See Synonyms at limp.
Lacking vigor or energy: flaccid management.

lacking normal or youthful firmness

adj 1: lacking in strength or firmness or resilience; "flaccid muscles"; "took his lax hand in hers"; "gave a limp handshake"; "a limp gesture as if waving away all desire to know" G.K.Chesterton; "a slack grip" syn: lax, limp, slack 2: lacking firmness or stiffness; "flabby around the middle"; "flaccid cheeks" syn: flabby

He had gone flaccid so we couldnt have sex.

by noone February 2, 2005

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