Cat

A beg friend

“Ay let me get 22 bun”
“No you cat”

by D1ZZEE April 11, 2019

Cat

Not a Dog

That's a cat

by Dude_Just_Game June 6, 2020

Cat

An animal that hates you just as much as you hate it

Ash, you really need to get a cat

by Countess Random June 15, 2017

Cat

A furry little bitch that looks like a meatloaf. They will take over the world in 2023 and is the doom of this planet.
It will kill you .

Illuminati confirmed 🤯

Bob: WOW is that a meatloaf

Larry: No that’s my cat
Bob: Oh.

by Yaassqueenllama December 4, 2018

cat

cat

cat

by FunKoreanPerson July 13, 2018

Cat

The best thing to ever exist

I love cats

by Salty sock October 8, 2021

Cat

Fluffy, all powerful spike lord. Although dim, not to be trifled with. Do not partake in physical combat with a cat, and leave petting to a minimum.

Digression advice: Cat nearby

Pet the cat at your own volition

I was petting the cat when I felt it... The blood slowly draining from my arm was coming out quicker and quicker, and couldn't be stopped. I put a bandage on it, but it still would not stop. The bandage was a rag wetted with blood, but the cat was still not pleased. I could feel a sharp pain in my chest, the left side of it as every nerve in my chest screamed in agony. I could feel my heart, or rather felt not feeling it. Everything went dark as I got colder and colder. Colder... Colder... Colder...

by FancaySpeve June 1, 2021