The Grandma Grinder

The Grandma Grinder is when a man and his two brothers kidnap a girl’s grandma to lure her back to their place, waterboard her, slit her throat, and kill her grandma. The boys then cannibalise on both the girl and the grandma at an orgy/barbecue unbeknownst to the other attendees.

“Yo bro I don’t have plans this weekend want to pull The Grandma Grinder on Sally Hawkins?”

“Hell yeah dude!”

by plop plip August 04, 2019

all grandma

When a younger woman exhibits the behavior or actions of a senior aged woman.

Rhiana: Let's go to Bagatelle tonight!

Maridza I think i'm gonna just clean up the house and take a nap.

Rhiana: Quit being all grandma!

by Rhilicious March 21, 2010

Grandma Meme

A sassy, cool, loving, and sweet old cougar.

My Grandma Meme is such a flirt! She is always hitting on her cute young doctors.

by Big Pun17 February 08, 2021

Grandma on the freeway

Someone of any age and any gender that drives too slow or under the speed limit that frustrates the person that gets stuck behind them.

Oh damn, another grandma on the freeway that I can't get around from and this dude not even old.

by cpetkunas April 08, 2019

Grandma Ugh

17:00 in Jaws: The revenge, alternative name for Ellen Brody

Ugh... Ugh (grandma ugh)

by Maggie's boy April 13, 2019

Grandma Yaesmin

everyone's cool grandma

Hey, where's Grandma Yaesmin??

by emotional salami December 15, 2020

Grandma Hands

The hands of a grandma, or one who schmooks.

Press harder! Use your grandma hands! Schmook it down!

————— Miss Kristine Iturrino

by Apple Peels June 28, 2018