Fanny porridge

When a womans horny juices are running a bit thick.

Geoff "I aint putting it in there fool, its full of fanny porridge!"

"Strange . . . it tastes like porridge, but how did it get in here?"

Dick talking to bollocks "It is like swimming in porridge"

by urban spaceman November 24, 2009

fanny fabrics

someone who buy's unessential clothing!

sabrina : 'hey look, i have just bought a bobble that matches our school uniform, isnt that great?'

Rayburn : 'fuck off fanny fabrics'

sabrina : 'ohh ok'

by Dyfrig May 10, 2010

Fanny tourism

When straight girls go to a lesbian bar...

Fancy a spot of fanny tourism tonight?

by Bettybo August 2, 2017

fanny twister

When you are fucking a white girl and have a green discharge from your penis due to syphilis. You then wipe the green discharge on the growler, to make it look like a twister. Added bonuses, if she is on her period to have the complete twister with the red middle.

His green discharge made me look like a fanny twister

by twister man November 22, 2013

Fanny Waggon

A girl who can take more then one cock or maybe more then two.

"Hey guys , lets get stuck in that Fanny waggon"!

by Harry Bee January 15, 2009

fanny maggot

When left over tissue on vagina that's been wiped and it's rolled up to look like a maggot.

Excuse me you have a fanny maggot

by Yourmum07 February 27, 2017

fanny spanner

Slang for cock or willy

Jason - How did it go last night then?

Colin - All good mate, poked my Fanny Spanner right in her Cock Socket

Jason - Touch!

Colin - yes

by colin worth July 23, 2007