Friend

The other dude that's actually boning or hooking up with a chick. A females underhanded false representation of the "other guy" she knows what's up with him but wants to keep misleading and using you while knowing you have feelings for her. A false title a female uses to mislead or throw you off the scent of her boyfriend.

I went to a friends house after work.

Me and my friend are studying no you can't come over.

My friend is in the car with me.

I'm staying the night at a friends house tonight.

Sorry I can't go out with you I have plans with a friend.

by Joe dirty May 24, 2014

Friend

(Noun)

A good friend is a person who knows your best stories, your best friend has lived them with you. A friend is a person who you are attached to. They will always be there for you, no matter the situation. A friend will help you, even when they dont know how to help. Beware of fake friends, they will destroy you, see enemies. A friend is pretty much someone you can't live without.

Thanks Derek, for being the truly awesomely friend of all.

Mom: We have to go to South Carolina for Christmas, it's the only time we can be together as a whole family

Me: Of course we can't do it without my friend!

by YouAreReadingThisLongName December 25, 2013

Friend

Someone who can call you a cunt, punch you in the face, and steal your alcohol, and get away with it for other reason than that you know them.

If you weren't my friend, I'd fuck your mom

by Lozalad February 7, 2015

Friend

a friend means someone whom you can laugh with and be comfortable around. Someone who you can make fun of and them not take it offensive. also someone who you can share food with.

"hey Sarah you want my pizza I'm full"
"Ya, sure"
Sarah and me are friends

by Angie_marie February 19, 2015

Friends

The people closest to you. You spend hours and hours with them and you never run out of things to talk about. A true friend will always be there for you, and they will never be afraid to join in on your weirdness.

Man, I have the best friends in the world!

by BETCHACANTGUESS March 14, 2015

Friend

A friend is someone who will always be their and has your back. They are there if you need a shoulder to cry on someone who will get you happy when you feel sad they don' make you feel like crap

friend

by omgreally!!!! April 1, 2015

Friend

a species similar to a human known for stabbing people in the back after a year or so

thanks for that, thats what friends are for right?
yeaaaaa suureee
*1 year later*
HAHHAA HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING HUMILIATED IN PUBLIC AFTER I GAINED YOUR TRUST

by CaramelBanana April 8, 2015