The beatific expression of an extremist - either on the left or the right - who holds opinions that only they and their crank-friends subscribe to. Resting crank face can involve smiling benignly, while spouting crank theories to crank comrades 'The moon landings were faked by Stanley Kubrick' or 'The illuminati is controlling Congress' or 'The Joos did 9/11'
When Jacob Rees-Mogg talks about Brexit a little smile plays around his lips and he becomes the poster boy of the Resting Crank Face.
Have you never noticed how much Jeremy Corbyn grins when he's standing under a Hezbollah banner? That's his Resting Crank Face.
"Wow, what's he got to smile about - he's holding a sign that says 'The holocaust was exaggerated'?"
"That's his Resting Crank Face."
"How come Julian Assange's face always looks that way?"
"He has a natural Resting Crank Face."
Have you never noticed how much Jeremy Corbyn grins when he's standing under a Hezbollah banner? That's his Resting Crank Face.
"Wow, what's he got to smile about - he's holding a sign that says 'The holocaust was exaggerated'?"
"That's his Resting Crank Face."
"How come Julian Assange's face always looks that way?"
"He has a natural Resting Crank Face."
by Mrs Nuddering September 23, 2019
To present one’s past accomplishments as evidence of present greatness; becoming lackadaisical or passive because of past accolades.
Husband: Bitch, thick chicken is dry af and these potatoes aren’t even cooked!
Wife: I made you beef Wellington with parsnip mousolline yesterday!
Husband: I’m not a misogynist, but damn it, girl! Quit resting on your laurels and step up your game.
Wife: I made you beef Wellington with parsnip mousolline yesterday!
Husband: I’m not a misogynist, but damn it, girl! Quit resting on your laurels and step up your game.
by MexiCanTankery March 25, 2019
"He had huge eyes and mop hair, total Resting Muppet Face."
"It could be worse, you could have RMF."
"It could be worse, you could have RMF."
by freelancerfive March 25, 2015
A resting cringe face (RCF for short) is similar to resting bitch face, but instead of an angry or irritated face, the individual instead unintentionally maintains a cringed sour facial expression. Imagine watching the most cringiest meme video or literally sucking on a lemon, that's the kind of facial expression people with RCF make.
They might not realize that they're cringing their own facial muscles, but many people will notice. RCF is also far more contagious compared to RBF. For example, when you see someone with RCF, you will immediately start cringing too and you will feel incredibly bitter and gloomy.
RCF is relatively uncommon in younger people. Older aged women (49-65) are often the ones that suffer from RCF.
See also: resting disdainful face
They might not realize that they're cringing their own facial muscles, but many people will notice. RCF is also far more contagious compared to RBF. For example, when you see someone with RCF, you will immediately start cringing too and you will feel incredibly bitter and gloomy.
RCF is relatively uncommon in younger people. Older aged women (49-65) are often the ones that suffer from RCF.
See also: resting disdainful face
Me: *arrives to class late*
Substitute teacher: Who are you?
Me: Oh, I'm in this class, I just arrived late
Substitute teacher: Ah ok
Me: *quietly working on my assignment*
Substitute teacher: *Stands in front of me with her nasty resting cringe face*
Me: *feels sick to the stomach*
Me: Hi, am I doing anything wrong?
Substitute teacher: Oh no not at all, I'm just seeing what you're working on
Me: Oh ok
Substitute teacher: *continues to exhibit resting cringe face*
Me: *starts to cringe and feel bitter AF*
(School ends, goes home)
My mom: What's the matter?
Me: Oh, no, I just have a resting cringe face that's all, I caught it from my substitute teacher today
Substitute teacher: Who are you?
Me: Oh, I'm in this class, I just arrived late
Substitute teacher: Ah ok
Me: *quietly working on my assignment*
Substitute teacher: *Stands in front of me with her nasty resting cringe face*
Me: *feels sick to the stomach*
Me: Hi, am I doing anything wrong?
Substitute teacher: Oh no not at all, I'm just seeing what you're working on
Me: Oh ok
Substitute teacher: *continues to exhibit resting cringe face*
Me: *starts to cringe and feel bitter AF*
(School ends, goes home)
My mom: What's the matter?
Me: Oh, no, I just have a resting cringe face that's all, I caught it from my substitute teacher today
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 02, 2020
That server has resting weeds face
by bigback1234 November 15, 2014
A condition that afflicts aging autocrats. Loss of connective tissue, paranoia, and increased body fat causes the face to morph into a shape resembling former US president George W. Bush.
Side effects may include a strong desire to invade a country that poses no threat to them.
Side effects may include a strong desire to invade a country that poses no threat to them.
by Miracle_Max_Ltc March 04, 2022
Resting Bitch Voice (RBV) - a disorder in which an individual presents as incapable of controlling the amount of bitchiness in the tone of their voice. Symptoms are often intermittent and can come on suddenly. An increase of severity of RBV is often seen in concurrence with other health conditions such as stress, at certain times of the month and with tequila use. RBV often worsens with age. While RBV was officially named in 2022, the condition has existed within certain populations for many years. There is no known cure.
Wow, I just had a run-in with your friend. She was super agro. Who? Oh....no....she has resting bitch voice.
Omigosh , did you hear Maria was diagnosed with RBV?
Your Honor, I was not being disrespectful to the officer, I suffer from resting bitch voice.
Omigosh , did you hear Maria was diagnosed with RBV?
Your Honor, I was not being disrespectful to the officer, I suffer from resting bitch voice.
by JeniJeni August 18, 2022