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Homosexual Rectum Ranger

When a man rubs semen all over his face and then fingers his own anus while yelling into another man's rectum. Usually followed by anal sex, anal reaming, pearl necklaces, cincinnati bowties, cleveland steamers, dirty sanchezes, rusty trombones, reacharounds, ball fondling, and listening to Coldplay.
Big Jared went over to Oleg's house last night and ranged his rectum, very homosexually.

Did you see that gay look on Oleg's face? He must be a homosexual rectum ranger.
by Hugh Jasz April 25, 2006
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flaming homosexual

quite different from a regular homosexual, a "flamer" tends to be more aggressive and up front about his homosexuality
Man! J.D. is SO gay, he's a flaming homosexual
by bob the builder January 9, 2003
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Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia is the art of when a Gay man strips into the nude, jumps into a tank of rotting dead gay fish, and starts having sexual intercourse with as many as of them as he (or the Audience) can stand. Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia tends to happen on three day weekends and spring break sessions.
dude. . . . did you check out that link i gave sent you? there was some pretty rad Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia on that site, even with some swordfish involved. . . dude. . . what time is 4:20 break?
by the Mind Messer-upper October 29, 2008
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Airtight Closet Homosexual

A special breed of Homo, often considered extremist in their behavior and responses to people who believe they are gay. There are many Closet Homosexuals in the world who, through acceptance and respect by their peers, end up coming out of the closet; however, the Airtight Closet Homosexual tends to deny the fact that they are gay 100% of the time every time they are suspected as such.
u4got: Hey Walt, did you like how majestic the flag pole was at the game last night?

Walt: WTF STFU NO, IT WAS DIRTY AND GROSS AND I WASN'T EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO IT.

u4got: omg SUCH an airtight closet homosexual.
by id13 July 18, 2011
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Flaming homosexual

1. Someone who is so gay that even gay people say he is too gay for them.
2. known to wear extremely unnecessary short-shorts
3. proudly admits his penis size is less then four inches
4. represents a college that he does not go to.
Four inch: Oregon is goin' to the Natty. Nuff' said.

Person A: But dude. You going to San Diego. Who gives a shit? Stop being flaming homosexual

Person A: Has he ever choked on you?
Four inch: Nah, it has to be five inches for that to happen.
Person A: goddamnit you flaming homosexual
by AmericanJesus December 5, 2010
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Homosexual

A homosexual is someone who prefers the same sex over the opposite sex. Now many Bible Pushers will tell you that the Bible says being a homosexual is a sin. Let me clarify for these people who take the words literally off the page. God doesn't hate homosexuals. He loves all his children. What he hates is LUST. The Bible talks about hetero lust more than it talks about homo lust. For instance, say a man sees a woman walking down the street and he goes in his mind "Ooh she's fuckin' sexy I wanna get a piece of that" that is lust. If a man sees another man and thinks the same thing, IT IS STILL LUST. Now if a man falls in love with another man and they both care deeply for each other, the two of them getting physical is okay. It's not ok when there isn't any love involved but just the desire to have sex with another man. Same thing goes for lesbians. So it isn't wrong. Christians need to stop taking the words on the pages of the Bible literally and learn to think!
Matilda fell in love with her best friend Kathy and was happy to find out Kathy felt the same about her.

Lust in any form is a sin, but all love is smiled upon by God.

It's okay to be in a homosexual relationship if there isn't lust involved.
by fallenravenlyn August 25, 2009
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Homosexuality

Xbox players are often considered Homosexual by nature and have a passion for Men.
Homosexuality:
Person 1 : Hi what console are you playing ?
Xbox player: Hi can i suck your dick ?
by Joe MAMA_DontASK November 19, 2019
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