Flo from Progressive

A popular commercial character who is oddly lusted over on the internet. Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, to ask about bundling Progressive Home & Auto.

"Flo from Progressive deserves better"

by anonymous August 3, 2022

Flo

A non-liked cow. The specie of the cow is a pick me BTS fangirl who supports offensive German stuff. She is a weeb and simps for shittingtoes todoroki.

Fungus: I like flo
Foots: omg yes very cool
Ariana: fucking simps, fucking simps, she is a pick me
Fungus: oh no

by CoolChipsPickle April 17, 2022

Flo

Annoying Progressive lady.

Flo loves Jamie so much.

by Kenton Makings October 29, 2018

Flo hoe

A Flo Hoe is a very special type of hoe. These are the hoes of Florence, New Jersey. Typically found throughout the whole town but not limited to the Florence high school. Florence is known as Flo town, so the hoes in that town are Flo Hoes.

We went to a Florence home football game and there were about 50 Flo Hoes crowded by the locker room.

by Shinysaphyre July 17, 2016

Punch da flo

The art of hardcore dancing when you randomly punch the floor as hard as you can to the music.

yo, my hands are bleeding

how?

I just punch da flo!

by asams14 March 27, 2009

Flo

Flo is someone who flees from his problem then trying to solve them. Flos are people who have good strategics. Flo has always an idea and a plan what to do no matter how difficult it is. Flos don't try hard for achieving anything in life, in school and in work. Flos are funny, happy and a good friend if you need one. Flo does everything with you no matter how crazy it is. If you go out with your friends don't forget him because he brings the fun in the group.

Do you have a Flo ?

by Thejoshxd January 2, 2017

Flo stick

A menthol 100 cigarette you bum off an older female smoker because your habit has left you without the desired type of tobacco after a long night of debauched revelry. Your Good Samaritan of nicotine normally resembles a stereotypically haggard-looking diner waitress, aptly named Flo.

Drinking buddy A: "Dude, do you have any more smokes?"

Drinking buddy B: "No, man, I'm all out, but I was able to bum a Flo stick off that older lady over there."

by bloomintemp8 October 13, 2011