FBI

Female body Inspector.

I'm a self tought FBI agent.

by El Dolaro May 25, 2003

Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.

Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

by A real fking god. September 3, 2018

FBI

Federal Bureau of Investigation.

I'm From the FBI,Drop your Gun!

by Rachel March 8, 2004

fbihop

The cafeteria in the J Edgar Hoover building in Washington DC has playfully been dubbed the FBIHOP, a clever pun combining "FBI" and the International House of Pancakes acronym IHOP.

"Agent Conrad, meet me at the FBIHOP at O-900 hours."

by robotpoop May 18, 2006

fbidlol

F- funny
B- but
I- i
D- didnt
L- laugh
0- out
L- loud
it a word that you use when you think somthing is funny, but you dont laugh out loud.

a texting conversation...

Tom- why does helen keller only mastrubatm with one hand?

Bill- idk why?

Tom- So she can moan with the other!

Bill- Fbidlol

by sam wise gamchee May 11, 2009

fbi guy

A member of the FBI that looks on you through your phone or device. He is typically depicted as being benevolent in nature, helping out many people in their lives. Despite this he is still watching you.

Remember, Big Brother is watching.

FBI Guy got my back, he let me know that she was interested.

by A_Random_Guy2 February 6, 2018

fbie

A fbie is when someone wants a certain alias but it is taken, so you add an extra letter.

example:
guy: Hey I want my user name to be fbi
pc: username is taken
guy: *adds e*

Username is now 'fbie'

by GeneralThatGuy April 21, 2019