Eternapiss

When your having a piss for a long time

I shouldn't of drank the whole keg, i can tell im gonna have an eternapiss later

by Bongobenji March 8, 2009

Eternals

The worst Marvel movie in the history of all marvel movies in the MCU

Person 1: Dude, have you seen the new Marvel movie Eternals?
Person 2: I wish I hadn't... *while crying* I miss Stan Lee

by I didn't use my real name! March 30, 2022

eternalhold

Putting someone on the telephone on hold, with no intention of getting back to them!

Some guy just called to buy the car that is advertised below dealer cost, so I put him on eternalhold! LOL

by Joe E. August 16, 2007

i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality

These are the questions that keep me up until dawn in my sorrow and emptiness. I cannot escape they say they are there to protect me but in the amidst of the hollow dark i find myself in every time i fall asleep I can feel them creeping through my soul and my veins, i have went to many places for help but it looks like some of them aren't even real places anymore, I don't know if i could continue living this simulation, I can feel the voices of people too they are the ones trying to get me to think that I don't belong in this world.

Do I really don't belong here because of the figment of my imagination, all the faces, all the noise, all the people that I see every day seem to just be something I created off of my loneliness...
I can't do this anymore...

"i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality"

Dude A: This is the most emo shit you have ever written... are you high or something?
Dude B: I could go further you know.

by there they are, the voices. January 28, 2023

eternamour

eternamour n.&v. love for eternity; love forever.( blend of aeternum and amour.)

Their love is an eternamour; they were in love for already a century.

by Magniforis Zhangustus May 23, 2009

External Stimulatory Gland

In short - Male penis or Female Clitorus

Also pre fix with "Internal" Male Prostate or Female G-spot

Term to be used in puplic,work,professional environments when subtleness is key.

Jane: Hey, what did you and Bill do last night?
Amy:We watched a movie .... and today my External Stimulatory Gland is sore

Tim: Norm, Want to grab lunch today?
Norm: Naaa , I can't, my secretary needs me to work on her external stimulatory gland.

by TheReal Boo-urns August 5, 2011

Eternatus

Used by true legends. In the name of gods is where eternatus is appropriate.

Guy one: memes so hard the the squad truly is laughing
Guy two: "Eternatus moment"

by SomePrick69420 April 17, 2021