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mug envy

The feeling of jealousy and betrayal you get when you catch/find a colleague or other drinking from a mug that is specifically yours, that you always drink from and is always on your work desk, without your permission. Such an event tends to happen when you are away from the mug and people think you're not looking, won't notice, won't catch them or when you have gone out and the individual thinks they'll be finished with it in time before you get back, but you get back early and catch them. Mug envy can happen when someone steals your mug intentionally or accidentally.
*Jane finishes her hot drink, washes it up and leaves the office to go out*

Carl (To himself): "There's no standard mugs left here, just Jane's... I'll use that - she's gone out and I'll be finished before she gets back"

*Jane re-enters* "Silly me, forgot my diary... Oh, um, Carl - is that my mug you're drinking from?"

Carl: "Oh, yeah - I didn't think you'd be back so soon and yours is the only mug I can find to drink from"

Jand "Wow, mug envy much".
by OfficeNewb November 15, 2013
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Trailer Envy

When a movie or movie title does not live up to the trailer
The trailer for Cowboys vs Aliens was really cool, it got me excited to see the movie, but that was only until they displayed the title, what trailer envy!
by tgaptte December 4, 2010
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gadget envy

The desire felt by some purchasers when a popular new gadget launches.

Much like regular envy, it includes overlooking flaws in the desired gadget, as well as a discounting of the similar capabilities of a gadget already owned.

It is manifested with the typical expressions of envy toward anyone possessing the gadget, regardless of need.
I just saw Tom playing with the new iPhone. I've got the old one, and I've got such gadget envy right now!
by datapolitical February 27, 2009
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shit envy

Severe constipation. It causes anger and jealousy watching your friends leave for the bathroom, knowing you still cannot. You're stomach swells to the size of the Hindenburgh, and yet still nothing happens. Thoughts of resulting to use of a trowel or explosives come to mind.
"That guy has taken a dump three times today ... I've got some serious shit envy going on"!
by Dr. Noe August 30, 2013
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gender envy

what you wanna look like if ur trans when u start transitioning
karl jacobs give me so much gender envy because hes SO FUCKING HANDSOME IM GONNA CRY
by maymay220 March 19, 2022
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lunch envy

When someone has better lunch then you and you are jealous of them because of it.
"Steak for lunch ? when did you cook that?"
"My roommate is in culinary school, these are just the left overs"
looks at peanut butter sandwich "dude, now I have serious lunch envy"
by BORNOPTIMIST December 2, 2014
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screenis envy

Smart phone screen size comparison between Apple and Samsung devices.
Guy 1: Hey guys, I just bought the new Samsung GS3.
Guy 2: And I just bought the new iPhone 5...but jeepers, your screen is so much larger that I have screenis envy comparing the two.
by AnOldGuy2 December 23, 2012
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