When your peasant friends post memes of you on a bidet because they’re too fucking cheap to experience a kings throne in their own everyday life.
by Bidet King November 8, 2022
Get the bidet envymug. When someone is jealous of the size of your flat panel because yours is bigger than theirs. Generally occurring in a technical or Geek-filled environment.
by Crazy Chicken Chick October 26, 2010
Get the Panel Envymug. The jealousy you feel when your girlfriend has the guts to cut bangs and you don't.
or
The jealousy you feel when your girlfriend gets to bang all the hot guys and you are stuck with her sloppy seconds.
or
The jealousy you feel when your girlfriend gets to bang all the hot guys and you are stuck with her sloppy seconds.
1. Tina had such bang envy when she saw how hot Cheryl looked with her new bangs.
2. Tina was ridden with bang envy when Michael hit on her after he had sex with Cheryl.
2. Tina was ridden with bang envy when Michael hit on her after he had sex with Cheryl.
by Tee Dubs Squared February 11, 2009
Get the Bang Envymug. Guy 1: Hey guys, I just bought the new Samsung GS3.
Guy 2: And I just bought the new iPhone 5...but jeepers, your screen is so much larger that I have screenis envy comparing the two.
Guy 2: And I just bought the new iPhone 5...but jeepers, your screen is so much larger that I have screenis envy comparing the two.
by AnOldGuy2 December 23, 2012
Get the screenis envymug. The desire felt by some purchasers when a popular new gadget launches.
Much like regular envy, it includes overlooking flaws in the desired gadget, as well as a discounting of the similar capabilities of a gadget already owned.
It is manifested with the typical expressions of envy toward anyone possessing the gadget, regardless of need.
Much like regular envy, it includes overlooking flaws in the desired gadget, as well as a discounting of the similar capabilities of a gadget already owned.
It is manifested with the typical expressions of envy toward anyone possessing the gadget, regardless of need.
I just saw Tom playing with the new iPhone. I've got the old one, and I've got such gadget envy right now!
by datapolitical February 27, 2009
Get the gadget envymug. Severe constipation. It causes anger and jealousy watching your friends leave for the bathroom, knowing you still cannot. You're stomach swells to the size of the Hindenburgh, and yet still nothing happens. Thoughts of resulting to use of a trowel or explosives come to mind.
by Dr. Noe August 30, 2013
Get the shit envymug. Angels Envy is A type of Kentucky straight bourbon made by the Angel’s Envy Distillery. It’s 46% ABV. You know how people drinks certain types of whiskey and they think they are cool? This shit is so damn good not only will it make you smack your mama but.. also kick her in the azz It’s very hard to get because snobby people in line at the liquor try buying all of it. Instead of leaving some that sweet juice with people who will appreciate it .
by Western Tunesmith February 9, 2021
Get the Angels Envymug.