screenis envy

Smart phone screen size comparison between Apple and Samsung devices.
Guy 1: Hey guys, I just bought the new Samsung GS3.
Guy 2: And I just bought the new iPhone 5...but jeepers, your screen is so much larger that I have screenis envy comparing the two.
by AnOldGuy2 December 23, 2012
Get the screenis envy mug.

Bang Envy

The jealousy you feel when your girlfriend has the guts to cut bangs and you don't.

or

The jealousy you feel when your girlfriend gets to bang all the hot guys and you are stuck with her sloppy seconds.
1. Tina had such bang envy when she saw how hot Cheryl looked with her new bangs.

2. Tina was ridden with bang envy when Michael hit on her after he had sex with Cheryl.
by Tee Dubs Squared February 11, 2009
Get the Bang Envy mug.

love envy

To be envious of another person because they are in a relationship with someone you want to be with.
Love envy- To be envious of another person because they are in a relationship with someone you want to be with
by Wallpink June 25, 2015
Get the love envy mug.

Angels Envy

Angels Envy is A type of Kentucky straight bourbon made by the Angel’s Envy Distillery. It’s 46% ABV. You know how people drinks certain types of whiskey and they think they are cool? This shit is so damn good not only will it make you smack your mama but.. also kick her in the azz It’s very hard to get because snobby people in line at the liquor try buying all of it. Instead of leaving some that sweet juice with people who will appreciate it .
I needs a bottle of that angels envy please
by Western Tunesmith February 09, 2021
Get the Angels Envy mug.

Angels Envy

Angels Envy is A type of Kentucky straight bourbon made by the Angel’s Envy Distillery. It’s 46% ABV. You know how people drinks certain types of whiskey and they think they are cool? This shit is so damn good not only will it make you smack your mama but.. also kick her in the azz It’s very hard to get because snobby people in line at the liquor try buying all of it. Instead of leaving some that sweet juice with people who will appreciate it .
I needs a bottle of that angels envy please
by Western Tunesmith February 09, 2021
Get the Angels Envy mug.

gender envy

what you wanna look like if ur trans when u start transitioning
karl jacobs give me so much gender envy because hes SO FUCKING HANDSOME IM GONNA CRY
by maymay220 March 19, 2022
Get the gender envy mug.

shit envy

Severe constipation. It causes anger and jealousy watching your friends leave for the bathroom, knowing you still cannot. You're stomach swells to the size of the Hindenburgh, and yet still nothing happens. Thoughts of resulting to use of a trowel or explosives come to mind.
"That guy has taken a dump three times today ... I've got some serious shit envy going on"!
by Dr. Noe August 31, 2013
Get the shit envy mug.