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state of emergencry

the deep feeling of helplessness during a tragic crisis in your life, where all you really want to do is cry.
"Did you hear that John's house burnt down, his girlfriend left him, and a drunk driver rear-ended him, completely destroying his car? I guess you can say he's now in a state of emergencry.
by pol pot head September 5, 2011
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Emergency brake

You idiot, It's called a hand brake it the UK, and 'smarter americans'? what a joke! who's stupider that americans? apart from donkeys?. No-one! that's right, you're the idiot.
You'll never drift round that corner without using the handbrake
by Jack March 20, 2005
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emergency roll

The act of rolling a blunt in the dire situation that no else know how to effectively do it. The urgency to smoke over takes the desire for a well rolled blunt.
Friend: I've got the weed. Who wants to roll?

Other Friend: No one here knows how to roll bro.

Friend: Damn, all I can do is emergency roll! Guess we gotta deal.
by TheFezz April 15, 2014
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emergency services

The guys that save your ass every day from thugs, mass fires, and health conditions.
Consists of three common departments:

1. Police department. Keeps your neighborhood safe, and stops criminals of most kinds. They risk their lives the most. Usually drowned by paperwork at the police station. People usually hate them because of either being caught, having a bad experience with one bad apple, or supporting anti-cop BLM movements.

2. Fire department. These guys rescue people from trapped cars, put out large fires, and do emergency technical work. They will save you from a burning building for free. There is normally no paperwork involved, only practical work. People have massive respect for these guys and send their prayers to them for risking their lives for others. If your building is on fire, you (usually) call these guys to put it out.

3. Emergency medical services. They help cardiac arrest patients, literally bring dead people back to life (defibrillator) and try their best to save you. Unfortunately, these guys are unintentionally a gateway to drowning debt for the patient, all thanks to the united states' lack of free emergency healthcare. People don't hate them, but they hate the system that they work for. These services rely on widespread hospitals.

Overall pretty big heroes, the guys that prevent widespread chaos (anarchy), unhabitable land (mass fires), and mass natural cause deaths (underlying health conditions).
My friend collapsed under the fire smoke caused by an arsonist, So I called all the emergency services.

There were a lot of emergency services that responded
by ruralurban24 January 29, 2023
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Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator

The Aperture Science brand Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
Did you just toss the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah.
by TheREALQuazar May 23, 2022
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Emergendanger

The point at which, when some idiot is walking along the side of a narrow country roadway, and two oncoming cars pass each other exactly at the point they pass the walker who fails to move his ass further to the side, saving himself from becoming a victim. Instead, he creates an emergendanger situation, placing his life in peril, the fool.
Man walking along side of a country road places himself in an emergendanger by not stopping his walk to watch as two cars pass each other at the exact spot where he is in the road.
by TraderManSam December 29, 2009
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Emprences

Noun

1. The empress's daughter's new title for herself, as of 2018 September 2, the day she spoke with the living god about the equality of being like a princess.

2. A guaranteed Pre-Webster word, or a word soon to be in the dictionary.

3. An emperor's daughter who titled her self.
"The emprences had a voice at the table of empresses and queens."
by Pre-Webster April 19, 2018
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