The effect large amounts of daily junk emails have over time as they drown out important emails, morph to defy spam filters, and ultimately lead to isolation of the recipient because they can't seem to communicate.
Email riptide was a major cause of their breakup but she just thought he ignored her emails because he didn't care about her.
by whatsthatagain May 30, 2023
Get the email riptide mug.Writing an email that is structured, formal, succinct and often has illustrations. In other words, a pain in the ass to do and can sometimes take hours with a ton of re-writes.
Karen was totally pissed because she had to craft an email to a customer. She said it took most of the day only to have the customer respond with a ton of questions.
by dohneoh October 6, 2023
Get the Craft an Email mug.Boss: Why did you do that task? I sent you an email.
Employee: I didn't see it in the email; I get 200 emails a day.
Boss: You are experiencing email numbness; I'll cut back the amount of emails I send.
Employee: I didn't see it in the email; I get 200 emails a day.
Boss: You are experiencing email numbness; I'll cut back the amount of emails I send.
by TrueWillis February 21, 2011
Get the Email Numbness mug.Reviewing and answering fossil emails, senders of which have long lost any hope of getting a response. Usually done when bored to the extent of taking time to clean the inbox.
- Thank you.
- What's up bro? You answered an email from 3 years ago. Are you into email archaeology?
- Yeah, I got inspired by Jordan Peterson to make order in my bedroom, and went on to desktop icons and now the inbox.
- Put your mind in order first.
- What's up bro? You answered an email from 3 years ago. Are you into email archaeology?
- Yeah, I got inspired by Jordan Peterson to make order in my bedroom, and went on to desktop icons and now the inbox.
- Put your mind in order first.
by bugpower January 6, 2020
Get the Email archaeology mug.An algorithm that determins the efficientcy of an email sent by one person to one or more recipients with no body text but just a subject line. AN efficient email will be no higher than 1000. This calculation is as follows
EMEF = ((SU + (REC*SU)) * .75)
Email Efficiency = Subject line count + (Number of recipients * subject line count)/ the percentage of people that read the email
EMEF = ((SU + (REC*SU)) * .75)
Email Efficiency = Subject line count + (Number of recipients * subject line count)/ the percentage of people that read the email
EMEF (Email Efficiency Quotient) = ((SU + (REC*SU)) * .75)
So for your subject line of approximately 50 characters sent to 33 recipients would be (50 + (33*50)) * .75 = 1275.
So for your subject line of approximately 50 characters sent to 33 recipients would be (50 + (33*50)) * .75 = 1275.
by EOMGuy September 3, 2009
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Get the Anxiety of emails mug.a) your personal emails that are specifically " dumped" on the media in order to discredit you
b) a private email server where politicians store embarrassing, unwanted emails, hoping that no one will find them until the statute of limitations runs out.
b) a private email server where politicians store embarrassing, unwanted emails, hoping that no one will find them until the statute of limitations runs out.
if you ever let someone enter your personal email dump, definition b), don't be surprised if that this email dump-definition a)- will torpedo you underwater decades later, spelling the Titanesque end of your political career
by Sexydimma March 15, 2018
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