Egyptian pantheon worship

A religion that is a revival of the worship of all the gods of ancient Egypt. The style of worship is the same as that of ancient Egypt.

He's into Egyptian pantheon worship.

by Judge dredd7 July 12, 2011

Egyptian ding

The act of slapping or hitting someone’s back after anal, to make them fart or possibly shart

The aftermath of the Kentucky Klondike bar and Panamanian petting zoo was concluded by an Egyptian ding to signal the end of the session

by The great ud author September 3, 2025

Egyptian Sunburn

when someone fries a pan and then hits it on someones ass, originally created in egypt

Max:hey Ivar, do u know what an egyptian sunburn is?
Ivar: No I don´t know, please tell me Max.
Max: it´s when someone fries a pan and then hits it on someones ass
Ivar: Nice.

by ivar123 July 28, 2017

Egyptian Lollipop

A process of sticking a finger in someone's anus and swirling it around with a mixture of feces and hair to make a poop lollipop.

Bob: Man I could eat a whole horse
Michael: How about I give you an Egyptian Lollipop?
Bob: What's that? Is that like a nasty dirty lollipop?
Michael: No its a delicious treat! I make it for my kids all the time :)

by toboUD October 19, 2023

Egyptian sunburn

When you fry a pan and the slap it on someone's ass

Max: hey Ivar, do you know what an Egyptian sunburn is?
Ivar:no i don't, Please tell me.
Max: It's When you fry a pan and then slap it on someone's ass.

Ivar: Nice!

by ivar123 July 11, 2017

Egyptian Lobotomy

When Anton Hessler wraps his girl up in toilet paper and shoves his crooked horse cock into her nose resulting in permanent brain damage.

“Yo have you heard? Anton Hessler did an Egyptian Lobotomy on Aidan Hessler in their shower.”

by DaCockGobbler June 19, 2020

Egyptian waders

Loose fitting men's slacks or jeans with an elasticized waistband (marketed with different combinations of "comfort," "flex," and "stretch"). The pants you wear when you're in denial.

Middle-aged guy #1: Huh, I must've Iost weight without even trying - these jeans are 38x30 and they fit great!
Middle-aged guy #2: Egyptian waders ftw!

by MakingStuffUp November 21, 2025