Emil N

Emil is a pale young boy who smokes aloooot of weed in his free time. He love music so much that he even makes his own beats. Emil is very bad with girls and he doesn't know how to talk to them. Emil can be fucking retarded somtimes.

Friend: Hey Emil

Emil N: Yes!

Friend: Want to smoke some weed?

Emil N: I've already smoked 12 joints today, but sure

by Donut20001 November 23, 2021

Emil’s Fallacy

When a creator disregards criticism by arguing one cannot know something is bad without having first created something like it before.

Thomas: Wow this literal feces on my plate tastes terrible!
Chef Emil: You can’t criticise my cooking when you have never cooked before!
Thomas: I don’t need to be a professional chef to know feces tastes bad! That’s Emil’s Fallacy

by sneed1492 February 14, 2025

Emil

He has a massive penis the size of a whale. Many people have tried to suck it, but just a few succeed because of it's humangous size. The legends say that he can carry 5 women with just his colossal penis.
If you see him just run as fast as you can in the other direction if you want to walk another day on your legs.

Emil left me paralyzed after he fucked me the other night

by anonymous November 22, 2021

emil jaksch

Emil Jaksch is a beautiful, gentle, smooth, kind, friendly, lovely, passionate, funny, sometimes romantic, hot, interesting, honest, sexy loadforcedaredriver eh eh with a nice penis. <3

You're so perfect, you're such an Emil Jaksch.

by xxtinaaa January 5, 2017

Emil Nielsen

Emil nielsen is the goat, just like mathias gidsel

YES emil nielsen blocked the ball

by Timongogoyt February 5, 2025

Emil hefel

long Dick 50 inches

Emil Hefel has a long dick 50 inches

by heffert69 September 23, 2019

Emil

That one asshole I met in cs go

Emil:*voice of a 5 year old* Kick him he don’t know how to play.
Me: Why I first on the leaderboard and you’re the last one.
Emil: Fuck you.

by mixon606 January 24, 2018