Dylan

A big dude who smokes a lot of pot and plays Fortnight for 9-12 hours a day.

Dylan smoked 12 ounces of weed today

by www.mcdonalds.com September 14, 2018

Dylan

Dylan is a full on melt nobody likes him hes not funny and tbh lots of ppl wanna kill him, hes a dead man, I'm a dylan and I am now dead

Gary,'oi plebby!'
Mike,'dont be a Dylan douchebag'

by Brothersbro 18 October 7, 2019

Dylan

That one asshole who always says he’s got game but when it comes down to it bitches out.

Quit being a Dylan and go talk to her.

by Hi I am jeff March 17, 2019

dylan

this ugly deformed dude that PLAYS BASKETBALL and also enjoys raping girls on the side but if you ask him he will deny it

Girl: no.
Dylan: *keeps going*
Girl: STOP
Dylan: *rapes girl*

by traumatizedgirlie March 16, 2022

Dylan

A really dumb person with no life at all who spends his time playing roblox every day and when is losing a argument he will ask the father to help him

Wow I can't believe that douchbag! He must be a Dylan!

by Mr. Anonymous1122 February 13, 2019

Dylan

Anyone with the name Dylan probably has a few key facts

They like longer hair and usually have blue eyes, they are always there for who ever they can be, they have a mad sense of humour (usually mostly sexual), and also usually have big dicks and are amazing shags

If your with a Dylan your one lucky bastard

I love everything about Dylan, including the sex

by Leprichaun-dgub December 17, 2017

Dylan

Dylan is a understanding, sweet and funny guy. He is so great to get to know, because he will trust and understand you from day one. He's very freindly and loves to laugh. He's not going to hurt you he's going to completely and unconditionally and fully love you and if you break him he simply will keep loving you.So protect him and cherish him.

Freind 1 : Hey, are you going to hang with us
Dylan: totally

by MEE.TOO February 7, 2017