drunk love 

An emotion only felt after copious amounts of alcohol, which causes you to suddenly blurt out "Oh God I really love you, so much, I mean it!" to people you only met a few days ago. Includes people you've known for years and always hated, as well as exes of course, which is possibly the most lethal.
Can also come in the form of voice-mail messages, posts on Facebook, and texts.

You're my best friend in the world! There's nobody else like us, it's you and me, I love you!

I don't know why - y'know, I don't know why we broke up. We were so good together sometimes, I want you so bad, and also, y'know, cos I really love you. I do. I love you more than I ever thought I could, I'm yours.

ii love u i mean it. I love them too but i love you more and ur so hott lets hook upp come to thhe party xxx

The next morning:

"God, I'm so sorry I texted you, it was just drunk love, seriously. We're okay, right?"

drunk love by That girl you met who grabbed your crotch April 2, 2008

drunk typing 

When you're drunk and trying to type on your computer.

I was drunk typing to my boyfriend last night.

drunk typing by llitfin October 11, 2007

drunk off my ass 

The act of when one consumes soo much alcohol that they can no longer perform simple skills, such as walking, drinking, eating, and speaking. Will usally happen to heros at partys who drink far to much to impress someone.

Bob: "Yo guy you were totaly drunk off your ass last night"
Jim: "i was not drunk off my ass"
Bob: "You shit yourself!"

drunk off my ass by Bouch66 February 21, 2006

Drunk IM 

When you get on the messenger and im people that you wouldn't otherwise talk to and tell them that you like them and want them.

"did I drunk im you the other night? is that why you're leering at me?"

Drunk IM by tragicbeautiful June 27, 2008

Drunk Book 

When you Facebook while intoxicated and not remembering what you wrote on FaceBook.

Dan woke up in the morning and had to check his FaceBook to make sure he didn't Drunk Book last night.

Drunk Book by CJ1311 January 5, 2010

drunk to puddles 

When one reaches a state of intoxication that likens them to a puddle.

Characterized by the following:
- An internal state of gushiness
- Being sprawled out or in a fetal position on the floor
- Having literally passed out in a puddle outside when trying to make it home.

Yo, did you see Alan last night? He was wicked drunk!

Yeah, that kid was drunk to puddles. I heard he hit on like six girls and then passed out at the bottom of the stairwell of his ex's apartment.

drunk to puddles by Alan & Aileen December 15, 2008

drunk reading 

when you come home after a long night of drinking and you want to continue reading that novel you've been working on so you start reading. you read profusely, continuously telling yourself you're sober enough to read and that you will remember this in the morning.

the other night will and nadine went out to do some drinking, when they got home they figured they would do some light reading. they both read for a while telling themselves they would remember it in the morning when in FACT THEY WERE drunk reading.

drunk reading by DA (drunkreader anonymous) January 19, 2008