Doug me in the bow

Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus.

“Please Doug me in the bow, I’m pure.”

by Gjeibsnw February 5, 2021

Doug Cole

*also said as DC*
A douchebag that is always just waiting for someone to do something wrong to get them in trouble. Usually a older man but can also be an older woman. DC's are usually found around lakes to yell at jet skiers and ATVing hot spots.

Guy 1: Hey you want to go four-wheeling over by the dunes?
Guy 2: No, that old man lives down there, he'll be waiting on his porch to yell at us.
Guy 1: Oh yeah, what a DC (Doug Cole)!

by DJ Cool December 14, 2008

doug e fresh

if something is good
fresh dope

Martyn - Andy whats the dilly with your clothes?
Andy - what u not feelin the threads?
Gav - I think ya lookin "DOUG E FRESH" homeboy!!

by Gwilly October 28, 2007

Man, fuck doug!

A phrase that expresses frustration, anger, guilt, sorrow etc..

"I see blue lights in the rear view mirror", says passenger #1, passenger #2 replies " Man, Fuck Doug! " or I just ripped pants! Man, fuck doug!

by MandM_R_awesome21 July 4, 2021

Dick nose Doug Mary

One who is a complete jerk off and has a nose shaped of a dick

Man, he's being a dick nose Doug mary

by Post rosaries May 4, 2013

doug's drunken deposit of distruction

1. when a man ejeculates into a woman's vagina, leaving behind a small but powerful nuclear weapon, which can be triggered at will if she should choose NOT to abort the pregnancy.

I am a fan of the pre-emptive strike, that why I always go with doug's drunken deposit of distruction.

by halfhearinghero June 16, 2009

mark,doug,ed,dale

A group of four guys of whom 3 are cool and the Ed of the Group is often lame or the fourth wheel.

Larry was being the "Ed" of a Mark,Doug,Ed,Dale group when he wanked in public. He is such an "Ed"!

by Longer Butt Donger December 14, 2017