Hunt's Disease

A pyscological condition that is brought about by illogical thoughts of being Lowreyed and a Fear of Missing Out(FOMO). Typically exhibited by persistent texts and phone calls to inquire about other person's whereabouts and happenings.

I think everyone just went out to eat without me. I must be suffering from a mad case of Hunt's Disease.

by thirdengine June 19, 2011

Final Destination Disease

noun

1. the people whos lifes have been saved from an accident by another with visions of the future, although still living, will in the near future meet death through an even crazier accident then the original accident that should have killed you

"It doesn't matter if they are still alive, they will die soon cause that have final destination disease."

"The people saved have all contracted final destination disease. Now its just a matter of time."

by scotviking August 12, 2011

Vothm's Disease

A man who is too easily distracted by and infatuated with a women. - VOTHM 'Victim of the Hairy Magnet'

I haven't seen Bill around for months - he's been chasing that girl he met. Look's like a bad case of Vothm's disease..

by Mikeywood May 8, 2013

Old man short dick disease

Is the condition - which generally affects older malse, post mid life crisis. Symptoms include clearly overcompensating for lack of plausible "mojo". Being an absolute douche bag yet being blissfully unaware.

Old man short dick disease can generally be identified by his balding head, prestigious car such as a Lamborghini, Ferrari or Maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky blonde in her 20s.

Yet don't be fooled this is the full extent of this mans alluring qualities.

When you drive past that Lamborghini and see an 58 year old man, generally unatractive and balding. Promo girl in the passanger seat with a great boob Job - you can now think to yourself

'old man short dick disease'

by GeekSheek June 26, 2012

Dalek's Disease

Dalek's Disease or Dalek's Syndrome is the condition of having damage on the F1 games.

"Damage, do you have dalek?"

-Wazuk

"Yes, I have dalek's disease."

-dalek

by dalek1111 June 20, 2021

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by susmansd April 5, 2021

dosed

Tripping on LSD

I was really dosed after eating those gel-tabs.

by Matthew January 20, 2004