Triple Chocolate Divorce

A romantic couple that covers each other entirely in chocolate then make love, after it is finished they get divorced because their marriage was a horrible idea

Did you hear about Kevin? He and his wife did a triple chocolate divorce

by AverageCanadian7567 March 8, 2023

Divorce

Divorce what mothers do because of useless dads.

Divorce: The reason why most children hate christmas

Friend: My parents got a divorce.

You: Welcome to the 50% fall where we are all miserable!

by anonymous March 12, 2023

Divorce

divorce is a nasty nasty thing. it is so terrible and disgusting. divorce is 100% worse on children, when a kid's parents get divorced It basically sets them up for failure. as a person with divorced parents I can tell you it sucks for everyone. TRUST ME if you have kids don't get divorced, the parents always fight about insurance, and the kids always worry if they are going to be at mom or dad's house so they can go somewhere

I am sorry if you have divorced paents

by someone_hates_you February 2, 2023

Soul divorced

One of many phrases meaning killed or dead used by Tik Toker/YouTuber: Casual Geographic to avoid demonetization when ruining your favourite animal(s) for 5-10 minutes.

"Bump (an elephant) then used his tusks to split his handler in half and then stood over his soul divorced corpse for hours."

by N1t-Man103 April 14, 2023

Divorce

AND EMOTIONAL ABUSE! Ohohohohohohoho!!!

Hym "This is what you motherfuckers don't understand... YOU know and I know... That YOU have done something morally wrong... So for YOU to try and hoist me by my own petard and act like you have some kind of moral superiority does nothing more than demonstrate exactly how arrogant you guys really are. You didn't think they'd catch you doing SOMETHING. You did SOMETHING motherfucker. What did you do? You know what you did. Emotionally abuse your wife which lead to divorce? Do we get to emotionally abuse you now? I'll catch you doing something. And now you look like an idiot."

by Hym Iam April 27, 2023

divorced whale

reece hayter is a divorced whale. he likes to physically abuse WOMEN. while dressed in an ugly red jacket. he looks divorced. and also, like a whale.

person 1: Reece Hayter threw snow at my eye!
person 2: did you call him a divorced whale?
person 1: whats a divorced whale?
person 2: Reece Hayter.

by DivorcedWhalesSUCK December 4, 2023

Cunt Divorce

When two lesbians get divorced. That´s called Cunt divorce

Hey did you hear about Jane and Lucie? Yea they´re getting a Cunt divorce

by YUNG CLOUT CRINGE June 20, 2018