Divorce Party

Also referred to as a "Reverse Bachelor Party". Party thrown, usually involving strippers and/or prostitutes, celebrating the end of one of your boys blessed unions. Symbolizes his newly re-found freedom.

Joey finally kicked the bitch to the curb, and we're having a divorce party at Scores.

by Chris L. December 16, 2003

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Divorce Duty Payback

A Divorce Duty Payback is when you still do things for your ex in order to keep you kids happy and healthy in return for a a sexual favor.

I took the kids to school and back And cooked three meals a day while my wife whored around in Vegas in return for a divorce duty payback, a blowjob, when she got back. God, I hate that bitch.

by Took Rat September 24, 2016

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NTA divorce

A comedic reaction to any AITA reddit post, or any other post asking for advice, commonly used when the original post has nothing to do with the reply.

“My (F24) brother (M26) stepped on my daughter’s (F7) hamster and killed him. Should I get a new one and pretend nothing happened or tell her?”
“NTA divorce”

by messpeon December 9, 2022

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Post divorce agreement

An agreement sometimes written that a couple makes after a divorce to still meet and do certain things together especially have sex.

John and Kathy have a post divorce agreement.

by Deep blue 2012 August 7, 2010

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Irish divorce

When you and your spouse over time start leading completely separate lives and sleeping in different rooms, but don't divorce because you're Irish Catholics

"I saw Paddy going home from the bar with Eileen McGregor the other night."

"I thought Paddy was married to Siobhan O'Malley?"

"He is, but they had an Irish Divorce."

by tiocfaidharla38 January 5, 2017

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