Divine moment
A divine moment is a situation where someone:
1. Total self-contradiction by debunking their own previous point.
2. Claims they will do something specific and then religiously does the exact opposite.
3. Acts in direct contradiction to an argument they just made.
4. Argues passionately about a topic they know jack shit about.
5. Displays annoying, contradictory, or hypocritical behavior.
These moments are marked by their blatant inconsistency, unintentional irony, and is often unintentionally hilarious or frustrating due to their sheer lack of self-awareness.
A divine moment is a situation where someone:
1. Total self-contradiction by debunking their own previous point.
2. Claims they will do something specific and then religiously does the exact opposite.
3. Acts in direct contradiction to an argument they just made.
4. Argues passionately about a topic they know jack shit about.
5. Displays annoying, contradictory, or hypocritical behavior.
These moments are marked by their blatant inconsistency, unintentional irony, and is often unintentionally hilarious or frustrating due to their sheer lack of self-awareness.
Divine: Well done, you figured out this word has different meanings.
Victim: You just acted like there weren't any..
Witness: Divine moment lol
Victim: You just acted like there weren't any..
Witness: Divine moment lol
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Divine is more than perfect, he's beautiful, natural, cute, sweet, smart, wise, modest, loyal, friendly,fun, sexy,have a big Dick, *he's caring about others than himself and
he have a big heart .People are jealous of him, mostly girls and boys are crazy for him. U should be close to him to discover how hot, fun, and gorgeous he is. He's kinda curious and loves to learn.*He doesn't care about what people talk about him, he's inspired, creative, motivated,... he's always focus on what he's doing to prepare his future and he doesn't let girls talk to him and he likes to stay single for many important reasons mostly are : can't choose a girlfriend because all the Girls appear on him way at the same time. He got a big Dick and a nice Body that seduce girls and he stays virgin till he gets married. U must should have a Divine in ur life his lovely Smiley will make you so happy because he's incredible . So KEEP CALM AND DATE DIVINE. Remember, don't mind what he'll tell U, keep asking and trying then he'll say yes<3
Girl1: hey Selina, who's that sexy Boy over there???
Girl2 : That's Divine, yeah he's beautiful too.
Girl1: I need to talk to him ,does he have a girlfriend???
Girl2 : Maybe he have a girlfriend i don't know , but don't think about to date him, he's totally mine . Girtl1 : Shut your f*****g mouth he's mine.
Girl2 & Girl1 : Fight...
Divine is more than perfect, he's beautiful, natural, cute, sweet, smart, wise, modest, loyal, friendly,fun, sexy,have a big Dick, *he's caring about others than himself and
he have a big heart .People are jealous of him, mostly girls and boys are crazy for him. U should be close to him to discover how hot, fun, and gorgeous he is. He's kinda curious and loves to learn.*He doesn't care about what people talk about him, he's inspired, creative, motivated,... he's always focus on what he's doing to prepare his future and he doesn't let girls talk to him and he likes to stay single for many important reasons mostly are : can't choose a girlfriend because all the Girls appear on him way at the same time. He got a big Dick and a nice Body that seduce girls and he stays virgin till he gets married. U must should have a Divine in ur life his lovely Smiley will make you so happy because he's incredible . So KEEP CALM AND DATE DIVINE. Remember, don't mind what he'll tell U, keep asking and trying then he'll say yes<3
Girl1: hey Selina, who's that sexy Boy over there???
Girl2 : That's Divine, yeah he's beautiful too.
Girl1: I need to talk to him ,does he have a girlfriend???
Girl2 : Maybe he have a girlfriend i don't know , but don't think about to date him, he's totally mine . Girtl1 : Shut your f*****g mouth he's mine.
Girl2 & Girl1 : Fight...
by Jaden428 January 8, 2019
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