detroit divorce

When you catch your woman cheating on you and you kill her lover, her then yourself.

He was so distraught when he caught his wife cheating on him, he ended it via a Detroit Divorce - shooting both his wife and her lover then turning the gun on himself.

by CrayzeeGuy February 16, 2004

up the dirtroad

To have anal sex.

Similar to "up the dirttrack", used mainly by Londoner and Scots.

You are very nice but I am not going to go up the dirtroad, honey.

by BartP January 17, 2008

detroit

The absolute WORST place for a single person to develop a serious relationship unless you like:

1.) Trash
2.) Ghetto type materialistic hoes
3.) Single Parent Drama
4.) Sex without commitment
5.) to chase child support payments
6.) settling for less

If you have no fresh ride, no credit, or no good job, the top 5 listed above is what you will run into frequently in the D-E-T. I love my hometown, but it is the truth.

Not only is Detroit the Baby Moma Capitol, it was also the STD capitol of 2004.

by Mr. Dwayne July 28, 2005

Detroit Lions

an example of a weak inferior team. often times an automatic, guaranteed victory

...Guy: hey dude who do you like in the Laker game tonight? Guy2: friggin' kidding me bro? they're playing the DETROIT LIONS of basketball, its a lock. Lakers 129 - Clippers 83

by Pimp in the Box December 29, 2008

Detroit Red Wings

They are better then your hockey team. Est 1926
Steve Yzerman, Gordie Howe, Nickolas Lidstrom, chris osgood

A NHL hockey team proven to be the best ever.

"Whose your favorite NHL team?"

"it doesn't matter because the Detroit Red Wings are better then them"

by nick beyer May 31, 2009

detroit

Thee home of Rock and Roll! The greatest city, ever. Everyone who tries to bring it down can burn in hell. We're supposed to be bigger than Gaycago. The home of the best cars in the world, Detroit Muscle cars. Home of the greatest hockey team, the Detroit Red Wings! Home of the greatest company: GM! Home of the greatest morning show, Drew and Mike. Home of Carhartt, the best pop ever, Faygo, and the greatest potato chips, ever, Better Made.

There aint no party like a Detroit party cos a Detroit don't stop! BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!

by Sparty November 8, 2004

Detroit Triathlon

When you vomit, shit, and ejaculate semen all at the same time

Marcos: Ahhgfluhmmf!!
Adam: Woah! Did you just go through a Detroit Triathlon?
Marcos: Yeah. Now I have to go take a shower to get this mess off of me.

by Marcos Gonzalez January 19, 2009