Long Distance Relationships

As my friend who was in one said:

"The biggest mistake anyone could make."
~ Caden

"Get out of Long Distance Relationships!"

by ThatOneKidInthatonedress May 6, 2018

long distance

really hard and passionate making out. With tongue.

"Why were you guys gone so long?"

"We were long distance racing!"

by Connor is a beast!! June 19, 2008

Short distance pole vaulting

Sexual intercourse

Did you go Short distance pole vaulting last night mate

by Tonys June 2, 2014

Reasonable scrolling distance

The distance (usually measured in swipes) that a lazy American will scroll down a webpage or social media feed before giving up.
Often used with the preceding word "beyond" or in the acronym RSD

Bob: did you see my tweet?
Joe: naw man, it must've been beyond reasonable scrolling distance

by Einstine August 17, 2015

Sexual distancing

When girls keep their distance because they're worried about the coronavirus

The mayor and health department ordered us to start practicing sexual distancing so they and their rich friends can get all the blonde pussy

by D Flawless April 2, 2020

Social Distancing

Actively avoiding people to stop the spread of a pandemic

Social distancing means 6 ft bitch

by ThatBitch🌲 April 2, 2020

Social Distancing

Keeping your Corona breath away from everyone else 5ft bitch

some bitch: keep yo stank ass corona cough away from me hoe, its social distancing

by SimpTings April 2, 2020