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divorce dick

what you call your dick if you have had more then 5 woman in a years time that have gone through a divorce/breakup
My friend said I have a divorce dick, after I had sex with a milf that just went through a hard divorce
by Fallis August 31, 2018
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Divorcebration

We had a big party last night for my divorcebration.
by MBoatwright November 18, 2018
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Divorce

hehehehehehehe you always look so cute when you say divorce hehehehehe
Victim: John, I want a Divorce
John: hehehehehe
by John hehehehe November 18, 2019
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divorce

caused by you
i caused my parents divorce
by MR.BIGBOOTY April 26, 2020
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Divorced with benefits

When you're not married anymore or dating but your'e still fucking.
Marriage had been OK but Divorced with benefits was even better. Tons of sex and none of the frustration.
by ApricotFields June 25, 2020
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Divorcer

A divorcer is the person who divorces someone. i.e. The opposite of a divorcee.
I'm on my sixty-ninth divorce. I'm a pro divorcer.
by Your second mother May 29, 2021
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Divorce

The funny haha, where the parents move away from each other
“Me and your father are get divorce.”
“Yes we are, haha be happy.”
“Ok.”
You nerd
by Divorcesucks June 5, 2021
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