dicking

when some body is fucking with you

damn it kyle stop dicking with me

by bob fish February 18, 2010

dirty dicking

The act of rubbing your dick, preferably when dirty, over an item, preferably food, that does not belong to you when the rightful owner isn't looking.

Ideally, after the act of dirty dicking someone's food, you wait for the unsuspecting victim to eat said food.

I was dirty dicking Caleb's burritos he left in the microwave earlier, hopefully he'll eat them.

by Necro-File January 8, 2006

dickering

It's when two dicks (as in the people) start to bicker. The resulting feud is called dickering. I suppose it could be a sort of sword fight between two dicks (the things), but that's just speculation.

Cheney and Rumsfeld whipped it out and starting dickering.

by impermanence August 1, 2008

dickslaping

{dickslaped}

the act of being bossed, or pushed around.

My boss was dickslapping me around all day today
At work, i was dickslaped every which way

by NO MAM August 22, 2005

dicking

1- messing around

2- trying to have sex with everyone while being provocative with your dick.

1- Kyle is always dicking around.

2- I really wish Kyle would stop dicking everyone in the room.

by lil soccer mommy October 17, 2019

Dicking tears

its when you cry while sucking a dick because its too good

shigaraki had me dropping dicking tears

by Malshiggy October 1, 2020

dual-dicking

Two (2) Men performing sexual acts w/ (with) One (1) Animate and/or Inanimate Object.

'Ohh, that Kelly? SHE JUST LOVES the dual-dicking given to her after the games, by Captain & I...'

by → J-Bird ← September 16, 2016