Indian-roller-derby

The act of spinning on your head with your legs spayed out wide, and peeing to your hearts delight, once the floor is nice and slippery, you begin to roll in it until your scent is fully masked and you’re ready for the hunt.

I did an Indian-roller-derby before the man came to my house

by Plunkbert August 27, 2025

kentucky derby margarita salt

Ketamine.

"Dude! Let's go to afters and rip some kentucky derby margarita salt"

by blkbrd January 22, 2025

priest derby

The alter boy version of the Kentucky Derby when priests ride 10 year olds.

Father Fudge Packer rode his 10 year old alter boy to victory at the Priest Derby.

by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 20, 2025

roller derby

A very religious sport played by girls and women of various sexualities.

What’s the guy counterpart of roller derby?

by JeffyFanatic5000 June 7, 2024

Finger Derby

Finger Derby is a race between 12 men to see who can get their woman to cum the fastest. Each man has a different set of silks on their finger to differentiate from one another.

"Hey will you and your mum participate on Finger Derby after the sunday mass?"

by Ingland May 15, 2025

Penis Derby

When a group of buddies get together and pair up. One jerks the other off until he cums. First to come wins the race!

I can’t wait for the penis derby this year. I love being gay with my friends!

by Jared Softturds December 24, 2022

Brown derby

Scoring 4 goals in an ice hockey game.

Chris: Sakic has 7 goals…
Mike : 1 more makes a double brown derby!

by Jersey716 March 4, 2022