The act of finishing on someone’s face then trimming your beard or pubes over them so that they stick.
“Hey you have a stray pube on your lip”
“Oh sorry, my boyfriend gave me a Denver Toupee last night. “
“Oh sorry, my boyfriend gave me a Denver Toupee last night. “
by Dortybordy March 7, 2025
Get the Denver Toupeemug. An overpriced city full of culture less, passive aggressive Caucasian tech people who live sex less lives.
If you spent $700,000 on a 2 bd 1 bath house just to be surrounded by homeless people and gentrified Mexican restaurants that charge 5 dollars a taco, you just be from Denver.
by Hombre September 17, 2021
Get the Denvermug. They can be rude to those at first, but once she opens up, she can be nice, weird, and humourous. Once you get on her bad side, she'll remember it. She can hate at times but can be cool.
Girl: Omg, ilysm Denver
Denver: ily2
Girl: Omg Denver, you can be a bitch sometimes to be honest
Denver: *Gets mad*
Girl: *apologizes*
Denver: It's okay I guess.
(It might be awkward)
Denver: ily2
Girl: Omg Denver, you can be a bitch sometimes to be honest
Denver: *Gets mad*
Girl: *apologizes*
Denver: It's okay I guess.
(It might be awkward)
by Natalie Elder November 30, 2019
Get the Denvermug. The University of Denver is a preppy school for stoners who want to study business and don't know what to do with their lives. One of the few schools to have the honor of being blown up by the gentlemen at Colorado School of Mines in the early 20th century.
by Not a Mines Student March 27, 2023
Get the University of Denvermug. A man whom can't kiss for shit, is cocky, and nothing short of a wanna be cowboy. They are total assholes and should never be allowed to lose their virginity.
by the_dude_holla July 7, 2018
Get the Denver Pagemug. Denver Sober (edit)
Abstaining from drinking alcohol; while still using other drugs, specifically drugs legalized in Colorado i.e. marijuana and mushrooms . Typically someone who is Denver Sober will claim sobriety while still blazing chronic and eating psilocybin mushrooms, unlike LA Sober who has an addiction to more extreme drugs still illegal under both federal and state statutes.
Abstaining from drinking alcohol; while still using other drugs, specifically drugs legalized in Colorado i.e. marijuana and mushrooms . Typically someone who is Denver Sober will claim sobriety while still blazing chronic and eating psilocybin mushrooms, unlike LA Sober who has an addiction to more extreme drugs still illegal under both federal and state statutes.
Person 1: Mike is just smoking weed all day in our apartment and popping psilocybin mushrooms now that he quit drinking. He's driving me crazy but definitely chiller because he’s not drinking and blowing lines of white like cray.
Person 2: Yeah he's Denver Sober now I guess.
Person A: You don't drink?
Person B: Nope, never have. I like being sober; drinking is really bad for you.
Person C: I saw you take a bong rip and eat some mushrooms before we came out tonight, I respect you for not being LA sober because you don’t blow coke anymore; at least you’re Denver Sober now.
Person 2: Yeah he's Denver Sober now I guess.
Person A: You don't drink?
Person B: Nope, never have. I like being sober; drinking is really bad for you.
Person C: I saw you take a bong rip and eat some mushrooms before we came out tonight, I respect you for not being LA sober because you don’t blow coke anymore; at least you’re Denver Sober now.
by EasyEsq December 3, 2022
Get the Denver Sobermug. Joe says to Jim, Lets go to the dealership to find me a new car!
Jim Replies to Joe and says, Denver That! The Dealership is the Stealership,
Let's Check Craigslist instead!
Jim Replies to Joe and says, Denver That! The Dealership is the Stealership,
Let's Check Craigslist instead!
by Lil Wiggz September 10, 2021
Get the Denver Thatmug.